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There is few things in this fandom I love more than the idea that the BatFam forget that they’re not related.

I myself, am adopted, my sister shares my bio mother. But my brother is from another family.

But we will absolutely still forget that we aren’t of the same blood. Both my parents aren’t even the same ethnicity, having light brown hair, with their kids all having black hair and dark eyes.

The BatFam LOOK like each other, that’s why people love writing that Bruce just doesn’t want to admit that they’re all his own but with different partners, cause wtf are the chances, all of them Black hair blue eyes??? Except Steph, but she shares eye color. And Duke is said to share the same body type.

There is no doubt in my mind that these kids forget that they’re not related all the time.

Living together will give them the same mannerisms, and habits. Just making this even more evident.

They’ll be asking Bruce when filling out medical paperwork, if they share the allergies as the others. And Bruce will just look up, wondering, before they both realize what they’re saying.

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bisexuality demons were kicking his ass

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College Jondami trying to decide on what to have for dinner after lectures (they’re terribly domestic)

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When I say I love found family im not referring to “aesthetic youth by daughter run away queer ya teen dystopian rebel fantasy young adult” found family, I’m referring to “seven community college students ranging from 18 to 70 years old with varying degrees of neurological ailments who form an intense trauma bond over their Spanish one class” found family. If ykyk

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rip jeff winger, you would've loved dad rock and putting women in situationships

rip britta, you would've loved adhd cleaning hacks and shopping on etsy

rip abed, you would've loved 123 movies and being nonbinary

rip troy, you would've loved parallel play and mobile games

rip annie you would've loved lesbianism and colorful planners

rip shirley, you would've loved putting bible verses in your instagram bio and live laugh love signs

rip pierce, you would've loved spreading misinformation and being rude to wait staff

rip dean pelton, you would've loved gender fluidity and tumblr kink blogs

rip ben chang, you would've loved schizoposting and stalking your ex wife on facebook

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i like to think that he would have been like this if THAT hadn't happened

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i spit on people who think tim hates dick

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i like to think that at the league of assassins jason used to get so bored of having no access to media/tv that he would just compensate by singing excessively every theme tune/pop culture song he knew whenever he was working/training, which means damian probably knew all these pop culture references already when he got to gotham, except when tim puts on the tv and he hears a popular ad jingle play during commercials he doesn’t get a fun ‘oh haha i recognise that tune’ moment instead its him hearing an ed sheeran song and having a rapid war flashback to watching jason viscerally rip the heads off a group of about 20 men attempting to harm damian while dancing and singing fucking Starlord, Guardians of the Galaxy style.

dick, humming as he makes toast: dontcha’ know, i’m still standin, betta than i eva did~

damian, experiencing both nostalgia and confusion at the same time: why are you singing a battle cry? we are in the kitchen.

tim: did you just call one of the songs from the Sing soundtrack a fucking battle cry?

damian:

damian: what’s Sing.

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do you think that when jason gets ticked off, he pauses and looks at alfred and says, “how much money would i have to put in the swear jar if i said–” and he whispers something in his ear and then alfred clears his throat and says, “oh sir that’ll rack you up to at least fifty dollars” and jason looks in his pocket and then says, “i can’t afford it”

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Ok back to regularly scheduled antagonism

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one of the funniest bruce wayne moments of all time. to me. "tim, i would never endanger a child. unless he was really cool and i was super sure he wouldn't die. ignore the mannequin wearing my dead son's combat uniform in the basement btw."

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Over the years, the batfam has slowly noticed, why exactly Dick's mom had nicknamed him robin. Ofcourse he was born on the first day of spring and is always flitting about, but there's more...robin-like traits that have long since cemented his original robin status

Bruce, rushing to check up on his newly adopted child, Dick, who just walked into a glass door with eyes wide open: Chum? Why did you just walk into glass?

Dick: What glass?

Bruce: I-

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Jason, watching teen, newly discowing!Dick pack up his stuff to move out: Why do you have that hoard?

Dick, shoving his collection of shiny objects, including but not limited to, pins, buttons, spoons, forks, medals and trophies, into a bag: What hoard?

Jason:

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Tim, traumatized after having seen Dick dance in front of Barbara at a ball: Why would you willingly do that? Was that a mating dance?

Dick: A what? I'm not a bird, Tim

Tim: ok

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Damian, looking disgruntled as Dick spoonfeeds him some porridge: Why must you insist on this, Richard? I am 10, not 4

Dick: But you work so hard for patrol and school everyday!

Documentary playing in the background: And the Mama Bird will feed it's chick until it is big enough to hunt on it own....

Damian: ...

Damian: Tt. Fine, you may.

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Duke, on a rare night patrol, batting Batman!Dick away after the fifth time he tried to cover him with his cape: Dude quit it

Dick: But you're vulnerable at night because of your suit!

Duke, suddenly remembering how birds will try to cover their chicks with their wings to keep them safe: I owe tim so many churros

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And also, ofcourse, the many, many times Bruce has seen them all huddling together around Dick like they actually are robin chicks huddling around a robin mama

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Cool Tim Drake...I miss you cool Tim Drake please come back..

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Steph is a real one

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I love the idea of Jason "6'0, packed with muscle, illegal crime lord" Todd being the most visible, absolute mess of a man when Bruce shows clear signs of aging.

Every time Bruce's hip cracks or makes even the slightest noise, and Jason is there? He just stares at Bruce and bursts into tears that he cannot hide or stifle for the life of him.

Bruce has to use his glasses when he reads something or goes on the batcomputer, and Jason is in the cave? Jason looks away and doesn't say anything, but his shoulders shake ever so slightly, you could hear faint sniffles, and it just gives him away.

He just can't accept the fact that his dad is aging and actually growing old, and that in the future, he'll go through the natural course of life, and actually die. It makes him become a complete crybaby, so no one ever mentions or even hints at Bruce already becoming older whenever Jason is around.

The other children are exactly the same (crybabies), they just hide it better!

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Green Lantern discovered that Robin is the little shiny version of spooky.

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There is no fucking way

Robins #2

Jason looks like he's on a boyband cover, with that over the shoulder look

Tim's evil grin, ready to fuck some shit up

Dick's long hair

Steph's eyes being 40% of her mask

Damian's pineapple spiky hair.

What is not to love about this cover OMG