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follow for more comically blurry cat aesthetic ❤`•.¸¸.•´´¯`•• .¸¸.•´¯`•.•●

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dude what’s wrong with your turkey

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i had a dream where i met yoshis dad but his name was yobby and he looked like this

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Its fascinating that the way advertizing and apps work right now is simply how computer viruses, adware, spyware, and all manners of malware has ALWAYS worked. Growing up as a teen in the 2000s there used to be a program called Weatherbug that was pretty much considered unthinkable to ever have installed because of the way it knew your location and essentially EVERY adware, spyware, and antivirus software flagged it for removal immediately. It was considered best practice to never install anything. Never install toolbars, mever install anything without consulting a professional or unless you were ad advanced user. I was trained in Comptia A+ for the windows xp era and the best practice as a repair tech was to never allow the customer to install anything themselves if it could be helped.

And now just. Everything does this. Your fucking calculator wants your location data and business ghouls want it to be illegal to use a simple adblocker because not advertizing to you hurts their feelings.

And now we have generative AI filling the internet with slop that can have SEO and more ads slapped on top of it? Google is breaking on purpose so you make more searches to get advertised to more?

The viruses have won, everything is malware and everything is a scam. To use commercial tech is to be voluntarily mugged

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i just rediscovered the pelican spider. give me 1-2 business days to stop laughing at how they're shaped and ill be normal again

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Everyone: What do u do Me: *opens my dramatic 2am cellphone notes* I’m a writer actually

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The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

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I feel like there's two levels of chronically online. There's like, the variety where you recognize obscure memes and stupid drama and post constantly but have some sort of tether to reality and have friends in the real world and read the news from time to time, and then there's the kind where you genuinely don't realize that your political position or feelings about popular media are not just non-mainstream but actively fringe and that it's not emotional labor to pick people up from the airport.

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Deceptive Visual Storytelling

after my werewolf boyfriend pulls out

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It would be funny if nuclear waste warning messages become an attraction for future historical linguists.

I mean look at this thing:

A parallel text in 7 languages, with 4 different scripts between them! And pictograms! All designed to be preserved intact!

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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

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Will someone please answer the phone