this is so fucking funny. im going to say "here come the locusts" everytime something goes wrong now
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they should invent a tummy that doesnt hurt
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Marcellus Williams was murdered by the state of Missouri tonight.
This was unspeakably evil.
We must abolish the death penalty. It’s inhumane, inherently racist, and fatally flawed.
May Marcellus Williams find the peace he was denied in life.
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too late, I've already drawn you breaking down crying in front of the mirror wishing you were born a girl
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I hope Governor Mike Parson never has a moment of peace again
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Don't SKIP HELp😍💕😭
am Asmaa Abed from Gaza, 39 years old💔👀
The whole world witnessed the tragedy that struck our lives in Gaza, where my family and I survived many previous wars. But today we face the most dangerous and fiercest battle in the current war. We are in urgent need, as we have nothing left and are unable to secure our basic needs of food, water and safe shelter.😍💔
Here is our story - On October 7th, our lives changed forever, as my family and I were evacuated from southern Gaza to West Mawasi Khan Yunis, hoping to return soon, but it was not meant to happen. It was a new house I built before the war, it cost me a lot of money and I couldn't be happy with it. It was surrounded, burned, and then completely destroyed. Our home, once a bastion of hope, is now in ruins, a stark reminder of our shattered dreams.
The night before we left for Mawasi Khan Yunis al-Bahr was terrifying. The sounds of bombing were everywhere, making a loud noise that seemed to penetrate our souls. Each explosion shook the ground like an earthquake, sending waves of fear through our trembling bodies. It fills us with fear. The smell of destruction and blood wafted through the air, making it difficult to breathe. When dawn came, we saw the devastation all around us💘💝❤️🔥
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UPDATE: The girls are NOT fighting. But they're also not having sex. In fact I'm not sure what they're doing but it seems to involve a blowtorch.
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they're gonna violate food safety standards we've never even heard of
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