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血雨探花鬼鬼祟祟……

哇！

这么大的馒头太子殿下真么吃呢？

是鬼王偷来送给心上人的小小心意。

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Tiny apple for tiny people 🍎

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"San Lang! This cute fox looks like you!"

"I'm obviously cuter, Gege."

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some incorrect theories about how archie ended up as part of the crew

she was inside a snake that someone bought from a weird market

she hopped aboard when they were in port and everyone just assumed that someone else had hired her so nobody questioned it

she was wearing the kraken eyeliner as part of her normal day to day style and accidentally got assimilated onto ed’s side during a raid. like that time the liechtenstein army went off to war with 80 guys and came home with 81

she spawned in as a non-hostile npc and they decided to befriend her bc she had no good loot to drop if they killed her

they found her when they opened up the secret passages to look for lucius. she’d been there the whole time. they let her stick around in exchange for her telling them all the gossip she’d overheard

she’s doing a piracy internship

she got hired as a replacement bird guy after buttons got marooned but didn’t realise it was byob (bring your own bird)

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xie lian really invited san lang back to puqi shrine with him knowing damn well he only had the one bed

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Everyone: DO NOT EVEN- Xie Lian: BUT?!!!

+ bonus:

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"Hi, San Lang!"

"Gege... That fox isn't me..."

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They are just so damn cute together

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I made a little animation! ✨

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Okay I knew the Izzy Fans were watching a different show than us but the idea that Ed could ever hurt Stede???? Literally he had so many chances to do so and the show repeatedly shows us that he’d never hurt Stede because he loves him

He crawls under blankies when he’s upset he’s not hurting anyone I promise

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Hirano and Kagiura are so adorable that I feel like there's never enough content. 💙💛 So I made a fanart based on the shiba inu stuffed animal and phone accessory from their manga.

Disclaimer: Design is for personal interest only and not for sale. I made this shiba inu fanart based on other illustrations I've seen online. I'm attaching my inspirations here for reference only. So please note that the other images are not mine, but I thought they should at least be mentioned.

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And they were tombmates 🪦

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can we PLEASE stop applying western standards of masculinity and femininity to Ed? "Having long hair" or "wearing a robe" are not inherently feminine and giving up his leathers was not him giving up some kind of illusion he had that he "might" be masculine and was secretly fem the whole time, I am BEGGING y'all to give this man more nuance than that.

As a Native man, constantly being fed the idea that long hair = girlie is so insulting. Long hair is a traditonally masculine trait in my cullture, and I guarantee most of you saying this did not take two seconds to even find out if hair has any cultural significance in AoNZ.

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one thing about ed--he's always gonna dream of marrying stede

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Nobody ever wants to acknowledge that the people who mutinied Izzy in under a day with no regrets and plotted against Stede the minute we met them are the same people who put up with their friends and sexual partners getting marooned, daily raids for three months straight, and still didn't mutiny until half way through a murder suicide. And then afterwards they kept his body, lied to hide it, and were hallucinating blood on the deck like lady Macbeth. These bitches fucking love Ed. Ed is their favorite guy. Ed is getting so much preferential treatment it's insane. This historically mutiny happy crew will put up with anything Blackbeard does

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Honestly I don't think Ed should have to apologize for much but one place where I do think he did someone real fucking dirty is when he said "you're my only family" to Izzy Hands in front of Fang!!!!

Sir you went on a father son bonding fishing trip with that man and you can't recognize that shit because you've only ever had shitty father figures. Say you're sorry right now. You go apologize to that teddy bear shaped man. Kevin is your dad now