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I live 4 hours away from LA and that’s way too close for me.

🚨PLEASE READ🚨

This is some scary shit…please be safe out there.

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tom holland. that’s it. that’s the post.

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Me too MJ

Me fucking too!

Peter: Hey MJ! Welcome to 2020!

MJ: I already hate it.

Peter: What? Why? We just kissed, it’s a new decade-

MJ: I fucking hate my uterus.

Peter:

Peter: Well shit we are screwed...

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I used to search up pictures of egg salad on the school iPads when I was in 7th grade and download a picture and put it as the wallpaper. I was never caught.

diet soda isn’t gross

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So,

I have a crazy uncle and he is the exact replica of Adult Richie Tozier. He went to my cousin's quince and he came in a t-shirt, jeans, and converse. He danced like the craziest white person ever. He made so many gay jokes. He has officially become my favorite uncle.

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Yee-haw fishy

howdy

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Reblog this and all your problems will go away.

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@therealjacksepticeye

Check this out

https://youtu.be/ECQ_9_Ah4FQ

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Jeff: The Earth is obviously flat!

Also Jeff: *goes into this big rant about why the earth is flat*

Ben: Jesus fucking Christ get off the table Jeff!!

Creepypasta HC #11

Creepypastas that believe the Earth is flat, wether to annoy others or from true belief

• Laughing Jack

• Jeff The Killer

• SplendorMan

• KageKao

• Sally Williams

• Judge Angels

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I’d like some pizza rolls :)

why is everyone on tumblr angry at all times

why can't we just chill and eat some pizza rolls together

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EJ,possessed: I will kill you all!! *laughs maniacally*

Toby: I’m hu-hungry. *walks away*

Toby is a hardcore atheist, who will not admit he lives in the same house as 2 ghosts.

Eyeless jack is a portal to hell with thousands of demons living in his body. But Toby is so stubborn that even when ej is possessed he denies it.

(This is not saying all atheists are stubborn but Toby is stubborn I myself am not believer in religion, Im trying not to offend ;-; Im sowy)

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EJ: Hey Toby can you pass me the kidneys from the fridge?

Toby: *opens fridge and grabs kidney beans*

Toby: H-here you g-go *hands EJ kidney beans*

EJ: Get the fuck out.

Toby: *walks out giggling*

Ticci Toby gave eyeless jack kidney beans once and Jack refused to speak to Toby for weeks

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She went through a lot of things and still managed to raise a perfect boy!!

hit that mf reblog if you love peter parker’s true parental figure: aunt may

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That was wacky....

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Shame that he’s gay lol

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Let’s make this a day fellow halfbloods