creolesasuke
creolesasuke
⚖Sasqué d'Outchia⚖
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creolesasuke · 2 years ago
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Those high school teacher lunch salad memes are soooo funny to me specifically because that's literally every single one of my aunties literally all of them fit that archetype to the T
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creolesasuke · 2 years ago
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creolesasuke · 2 years ago
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"you attract what you fear" ahhh weirdo women so scared lol!
39 ants fighting to death for a stray popcorn on my floor: 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜����🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜
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creolesasuke · 2 years ago
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I'm NOT gonna say it again
SEASONINGS include herbs and spices, along with minerals and chemicals used to season food!!!! Salt, citric acid, and MSG, are all examples of seasonings that are NOT herbs or spices!
HERBS are flavorful leaves. Only. Leaves. Doesn't matter if its dried, fresh, whole, or ground, if it is a leaf, it is an herb
SPICES are flavorful parts of plants that are NOT LEAVES. These include seeds, berries, stems, bark, roots, flowers, buds... NOT LEAVES
THANK YOU
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creolesasuke · 2 years ago
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creolesasuke · 2 years ago
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i mean.. id be scared too
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creolesasuke · 2 years ago
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creolesasuke · 2 years ago
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When twigs said that whole touching the veil quote hold on, this one 👇🏾
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She should’ve won a Pulitzer for this. Thinking about it is like the only way to motivate myself to do anything at this point lol I can’t let her down
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creolesasuke · 2 years ago
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It supposed to be like January 3rd still idk why we in a rush already
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creolesasuke · 2 years ago
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straight ppl do anal without douching guys idt I can do this anymore
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creolesasuke · 2 years ago
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where's me package...
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creolesasuke · 2 years ago
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I don’t normally ask for help on here but can someone please send me $90,000.
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creolesasuke · 2 years ago
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creolesasuke · 2 years ago
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This is so funny
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creolesasuke · 2 years ago
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creolesasuke · 2 years ago
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Can someone shoot me $20?
Had to drive downtown for my 2nd covid shot and ive been on e for 2 days
Paypal is @/bettybeep
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Ill send pics of my cat as thnks!
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creolesasuke · 2 years ago
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"we're all meat bags on a rock spinning through space" ok nerd, good start, what are you gonna do about it? or do you still believe the mere statement of fact is grounds for a coherent philosophy of meaning?
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