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Those high school teacher lunch salad memes are soooo funny to me specifically because that's literally every single one of my aunties literally all of them fit that archetype to the T
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"you attract what you fear" ahhh weirdo women so scared lol!
39 ants fighting to death for a stray popcorn on my floor: 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜����🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜
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I'm NOT gonna say it again
SEASONINGS include herbs and spices, along with minerals and chemicals used to season food!!!! Salt, citric acid, and MSG, are all examples of seasonings that are NOT herbs or spices!
HERBS are flavorful leaves. Only. Leaves. Doesn't matter if its dried, fresh, whole, or ground, if it is a leaf, it is an herb
SPICES are flavorful parts of plants that are NOT LEAVES. These include seeds, berries, stems, bark, roots, flowers, buds... NOT LEAVES
THANK YOU
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When twigs said that whole touching the veil quote hold on, this one 👇🏾

She should’ve won a Pulitzer for this. Thinking about it is like the only way to motivate myself to do anything at this point lol I can’t let her down
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It supposed to be like January 3rd still idk why we in a rush already
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straight ppl do anal without douching guys idt I can do this anymore
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I don’t normally ask for help on here but can someone please send me $90,000.
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This is so funny
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Can someone shoot me $20?
Had to drive downtown for my 2nd covid shot and ive been on e for 2 days
Paypal is @/bettybeep


Ill send pics of my cat as thnks!
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"we're all meat bags on a rock spinning through space" ok nerd, good start, what are you gonna do about it? or do you still believe the mere statement of fact is grounds for a coherent philosophy of meaning?
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