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 hhhhhhhhey.

so, i kinda don't care for homestuck anymore, thus i won't be rping on here for. like. ever, probs. i'm still around on other rp blogs, i've mostly moved to the comic side of things and if you're into that shit, you can follow my clint barton over here. or chill with my personal.

adios.

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coarctatuscachemia replied to your post:

I JUST GROANED OUT LOUD. I SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED THIS. I’M ON MOBILE BECAUSE I AM AT A HUMAN HOSPITAL AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP. OOPS.

W41T WHY 4R3 YOU 4T TH3 HOSP1T4L >:?

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coarctatuscachemia replied to your post:H3LLO

HI.

H1 K4RK4T! 1 D1DNT TH1NK 4NYON3 WOULD 4CTU4LLY B3 4ROUND R1GHT NOW

SO WH4TS UP? LONG T1M3 NO................................................

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...........................................................S33 >8]

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fishlux replied to your post:H3LLO

where do you got all the2e time2

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> ;]

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H3LLO

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S4DLY 1 C4NNOT 1NDULG3 1N YOUR B1ZZ4R3 FRU1TY WH1T3 M34T LUXUR13S, BUT M4YB3 SOM3 D4Y, W1TH H4RD WORK, 1 W1LL JUST B4R3LY B3 4BL3 TO T4ST3 TH4T S4U3RKR4UT DR34M FOR MYS3LF

BUT UNT1L TH3N...

YOU R34LLY TH1NK 1M 4 CUDDLY CROCOD1L3? >:]

i 2wear two god, every time you talk about bug2 and your teeth all i can think of i2 the fucking 12th perigee2 eve movie. 

you’re a mean one, m2 terezi. blah blah, youve got termite2 in your 2mile and cuddly crocodile. that’2 you

it2 you. you’re the grinch.

my life i2 ju2t two grand for 2omeone like you. there’2 not enough cool people in the wood2 two give you a cool life like mine.

im 2o 2orry buglicker, my life of pomegrante2 and pork i2 ju2t alway2 going two be better than your2

2o 2orry

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BOTH OF THOS3 QU3ST1ONS R3M41N 3NT1R3LY V4L1D 31TH3R W4Y

4S FOR M3, R3V34L1NG TH3 STOR13S OF MY P4SST1M3S WOULD B3 4 CR1M3

B4TM4N DO3S NOT SH4R3 H1S S3CR3TS W1TH TH3 WORLD...4ND N31TH3R DO 1 >;]

(MOSTLY, HOW3V3R, 1 H4V3 B33N S4UNT3R1NG 4BOUT 4ND SLURP1NG ST34K S4UC3 L1K3 NOBODYS BUS1N3SS! B3C4US3 1T 1S NOBODYS BUS1N3SS, BUT 1F 1T W3R3, W3 WOULD B3 1N CONCURR3NC3 TH4T 1T 1S JUST 4BOUT TH3 D4MN B3ST W4Y TO GO 4BOUT DO1NG 4NYTH1NG 3V3R)

i think the real question here is……………..where have YOU been?

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WOULD YOU C4R3 TO DON4T3 SOM3 OF TH1S 1NFL4T3D GOLD MY W4Y? 1 4M S4V1NG UP TO NOT H4V3 TO L1CK TH3 BOTTOM OF MY SHO3 FOR R3NT MON3Y

H3H3H3H3H3

JUST K1DD1NG, TH3 GR1T DO3S WOND3RS FOR WORK1NG TH3 BUGS OUT OF MY T33TH >:] 

GL4D TO H34R YOUR3 DO1NG GOOD 1 GU3SS? YOU 4LW4YS H4V3 SO MUCH SH1T UP 1N TH3 41R TH4T 1 OFT3N P4Y L1TTL3 4TT3NT1ON TO 4NY OF 1T

S11111111111GH

YOU JUST DO NOT KNOW, M1ST3R POMPOUS POM3GR4N4T3 PORKSN1FF3R

MY L1TTL3 RUR4L L1F3 1N TH3 WOODS JUST DO3S NOT COMP4R3 TO YOUR B1TCHS T1TS OF 4 B4LL3R L1V1NG

lob2ter in a cage

the price of gold, the temperature and if im not mi2taken, the amount of lettuce being planted. lot2 of thing2 are up.

other than that though, iunno. dropped a bad relation2hip. played 2ome game2. ate 2ome potatoe2 and chee2e. you know. normal 2hit.

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L1K3 4 B34R 1N TH3 TR4P!

OR SHOULD 1 S4Y.........................

L1K3 4 PR4WN 1N TH3...N3T >:? YOU G3T TH3 PO1NT 31TH3R W4Y

SO WH4TS UP

youve captured my word2 beautifully, thank you

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fishlux replied to your post:

who allowed thi2 two happen

1 4SK MYS3LF TH3 S4M3 TH1NG 3V3RY T1M3 YOU COM3 4ROUND

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fishlux replied to your post:H3LLO

2quint

>:?

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H3LLO

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YOUR P4T3LL4S M4Y B3 COLL4PS1NG 4ND TH3 W31GHT OF YOUR R1PP1NG MUSCL3S M4Y B3 ST4RT1NG TO W34R YOU DOWN, BUT R1DDL3 M3 TH1S...

1S TH4T TH3 D1SGUST1NG 4FT3RM4TH OF MOMS SP4GH3TT1 YOU 4R3 SPORT1NG ON YOUR SH1RT? >;]

that is the nicest thing that anyone has ever fucking said to me holy shit im feeling all matrimonial up in this hizzy palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy fuck

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L1K3 1 S41D, YOUR3 4S CR4ZY 4S 1 4M DOUBL3 BL1ND 

BUT 1 GU3SS 1 W1LL B3 TH3 B1GG3R P3RSON H3R3 4ND 4DM1T 1V3 M1SS3D YOU TOO, 3V3N TH3 W4Y YOU GO ON FOR3V3R L1K3 4 B4BBL1NG W1GGL3R 4BOUT WHO TH3 H3LL C4R3S 

W41T WH4T???

WH4T H4PP3N3D TO YOUR 3Y3S

1 M34N L1K3 WHO PLUCK3D TH3M?? 4R3 YOU BL1ND NOW TOO? >:o

you 2ee, it2 not even my fault if you can’t keep that down. it2 your fault for letting them go way pa2t their prime. everyone know2 the only way two eat that bug i2 harve2ting it while it2 merely a maggot and enjoying it with a tall gla22 of milk. it2 like you dont even know  how two eat or 2omething becau2e youve been gone 2o long.

you’re ju2t double blind then. 2o blind even your blindne22 ha2 gone blind. your blindne22 turned intwo a troll it2elf and 2omeone 2aid, nah, you cant 2ee either, and ju2t 2uper glued a blindfold ontwo their face. your life i2 ju2t THAT bad.

i havent lived underwater in a long time. the la2t hive i had down there colla2ped on top of me and the la2t time i went back two that place, i got my eye2 plucked out 2o ive kind of avoided being in a building under the 2ea lately. you know. like a pan2y a22.

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1M NOT SUR3 HOW PR3P4R3D 1 4M TO B3 RUNN1NG 4MUCK W1TH SOM3ON3 WHO 3MUL4T3S TH3 N4TUR4L MUSK OF 4 T4CO B3LL

WH1CH 1S 4 N1C3 PL4C3, BY TH3 W4Y

1 GO TH3R3 SOM3T1M3S WH3N 1M 1N TH3 MOOD FOR 1NDULG1NG 1N GR34SY PSU3DO-M3X1C4N D3L1C4C13S >:]

come along with me on this journey you wont be disappointed

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1 4M GL4D TH1S GOT TO B3 TH3 F1RST ST4T3M3NT 1 3V3R H34RD FROM YOU 

my dirty pile of laundry smells like doritos

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3V3RY T1M3 1 COM3 B4CK 4ROUND, SOLLUX 1S 4LW4YS H3R3 TO GR33T M3 4ND 1 3ND UP UT1L1Z1NG H1S L3SS-TH4N-FR13NDLY B4NT3R 4S 4 S4VORY CH3RRY C4RP3T ON WH1CH TO S4UNT3R OUT ON 1N TH3 MOST GR4C3FUL OF F4SH1ONS 

WH1CH 1S TO S4Y.......

1V3 4RR1V3D >:]