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|| Apologies, friends. My muse has pretty much died out. 

BUUUUT! I'm debating on making an ask blog or an art blog instead or something. Of course, it'll be NITW related, no doubt about it!

So uh - Yeah. I'm sorry.

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❝Dude - Just keep dancing.❞

❝It’s pretty easy.❞

17. “I never thought that dancing could be so much exercise.” - bearycoolbro

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❝THIS IS WEAKNESS! Get your buns in gear, growler! Work them noodles like you’ve never worked them before! YOU ARE A DANCING QUEEN!❞

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❝Greetings, earthling! I come from planet Awesome! I'm here to eff shit up!❞

“Me.”

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17. “I never thought that dancing could be so much exercise.” - bearycoolbro

@bearycoolbro

❝THIS IS WEAKNESS! Get your buns in gear, growler! Work them noodles like you've never worked them before! YOU ARE A DANCING QUEEN!❞

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❝Me too.❞

“Me.”

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GREGG RULZ OK

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❝Elementary, dear Delaney! That's what dancing is! Are you swooning yet? I bet ya can't resist my killer moves!❞

Snaps fingers.

So suave!

❝ANGUS I LEARNED HOW TO DANCE THIS THING!!!❞ Now watch him whip, watch him nae nae~

“ I do not think that counts , Gregg. “  

He judges his cute boyfriend. 

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He cool

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G a y

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He crashes into a wall while sliding into the door like in Risky Bussiness. " Heyy Gre- OUCH. " - hesmycorner

❝...❞

Now it’s Gregg’s turn to judge the bear.

❝Good entrance, Cap'n... But the landing needs work.❞ 

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❝Whaddya mean it doesn't count? I'm awesome at this thing!❞

He's just kind of doing wiggles instead of dancing now. 

❝ANGUS I LEARNED HOW TO DANCE THIS THING!!!❞ Now watch him whip, watch him nae nae~

“ I do not think that counts , Gregg. “  

He judges his cute boyfriend. 

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Dance related sentence starters

1. “Come on, ____, dance with me!” 

2. “Would you care to dance?” 

3. “Please don’t dance in the middle of the ____. You’re embarrassing me.” 

4. “I can’t help it, this song just makes me want to dance.” 

5. “Please stop. Your ‘dancing’ is painful to watch.” 

6. “You are literally the only person in the room who isn’t dancing.” 

7. “I’m going to teach you how to dance.” 

8. “Will you teach me how to dance?”

9. “No dancing on tables this time.” 

10. “I’ve signed up for dancing lessons.” 

11. “You know, my dance instructor is really good. I could sign you up, if you’d like?” 

12. “Why isn’t anyone dancing?” 

13. “Wow, you dance so beautifully!” 

14. “Have you been taking dance lessons? You’re so graceful.” 

15. “In case you haven’t noticed, it’s a little difficult to dance with a broken leg.” 

16. “I warn you, dancing with me comes at the risk of trodden toes.” 

17. “I never thought that dancing could be so much exercise.” 

18. “Casual dancing won’t cut it at a formal event. You’ll have to learn to dance like a gentleman/lady.” 

19. “It’s a simple dance. Just do what I do.” 

20. “Here. I got you tickets. I’m going to be participating in a dance competition.” 

21. “You call that dancing? You’re barely moving.” 

22. “I never knew you could ____ dance.” 

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❝Almost feels like I’ve been gone for a month! Crazy isn’t it?❞

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Tadah~~

I promised you con pics. Here you go!

NITW GROUP

(If my friends tells me to take them down, I will though)