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girl dad of frontiers…

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Back in 1942, when making a bad cup of tea may have been grounds for a divorce…

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this game would be a 10/10 if only they let me adopt my girl arabella ;-;

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reading a romance novel where the protagonist feels the need to stop and inform that audience that it's okay for her, a 27 year old, to hook up with a 31 year old because despite the age difference both of their brains are fully developed. the Discourse really has done incalculable damage.

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From a state hearing in Texas

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headcanon for Minthara and a male drow player character that you can pry from my cold dead hands

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This is still one of the greatest things ever made.

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Live. Laugh. Longsword.

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My apologies, Lady Normal. But where does you Eunuch come from?

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the problem with watching buffy the vampire slayer for the first time when you're 13 is that it will fundamentally reshape your brain chemistry to the point where literally all fiction becomes buffy the vampire slayer in different fonts. "watch another show!" you might say, and believe me i have! i promise i've watched many other shows since i was 13. but the problem is that all those other shows as well as films, books, podcasts etc. are simply deviations of buffy the vampire slayer to me. it's the holy text, the primary source. everything else is just commentary.

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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

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STAR TREK: VOYAGER (1995–2001)

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hottest thing a guy can be is a simp. just. a loser. a spineless fool. a total wet wipe of a man.

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My wig isn’t here yet. So I decided to improvise. You guys think this will be alright to wear to a convention?