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Derek - I’m in the mood to do something stupid tonight.

Spencer, drunk - I’m something stupid. Do me.

Derek - Pretty boy you’re a literal genius.

Spencer - That’s what you think.

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i've been binge-watching Criminal Minds for some infernal reason and I need the filthiest morgan x reid fics to shove in my eyeballs right now send help

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Penelope is a much stronger woman than I am, if Derek Morgan called me “baby girl” even once I’d be on my knees. Hell, he could say my name and I’d be gone.

And don’t get me started on “pretty boy”.

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said what needed to be said

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I won’t lie to y’all, I completely forgot about this blog lmao.

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So Spencer hides how sad he truly is about Derek leaving from the rest of the team because they wouldn't understand? That's not so 'hetersexual man totally not in love with his best friend' of him.

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i know people see the scene where henry is dressed as reid and go spencer needs to be a dad but... i don't think he'd be a very good dad lol. that man screams cool uncle all over him and you cannot tell me otherwise

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oh. yup. yeah. there goes gideon.

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William Reid abused his son, i’m sorry but I’m rewatching “memoriam” and just the visceral reaction that spencer has when he sees his father, and when he’s hypnotized… Maybe it’s not stated explicitly but it’s implied. 

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reid and hotch's relationship is something that can be so personal

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Big fan of how most of the time Reid hogs the Jet's couch. Being the youngest, tallest AND looking perpetually sleep-deprived has its perks.

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Criminal Minds my arse. You know what's criminal? Morgan and Reid not kissing each other that's what

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Oh come ooooon !

Dr Spencer Reid ? Would you mind tell the crowd how on earth you would know that ?

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scrolling ao3 be like: which depressed gays to I want to read about today?

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Reid, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?

Morgan, jumping behind the desk furthest from him: You did WHAT–

Prentiss: William Snakepeare

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the whole bau was in love with spencer at one point

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Derek: Today, Spencer, a grown adult man who has an IQ of 187 and three doctorates, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough his guts out when it blew back in his face.