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for every 2 minutes of brain usage i need 20 minutes of distraction and possibly a nap

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JJ: I once dated a guy who washed his car more than he washed his hair.

Rossi: A nice car needs love.

JJ: And a woman doesn't?

Rossi: I'm not qualified to answer that.

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Reid: Thank you, Garcia.

Garcia: You, my fine furry friends are welcome.

Hotch: Remind me to have her drug tested.

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The noir hero is a knight in blood-caked armor. He's dirty and he does his best to deny the fact that he's a hero the whole time. – Frank Miller

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Rossi: “Life is a hell of a thing to happen to someone”

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Reid: Yeah, it hit me when morgan freaked out when we were stuck in the elevator.

Morgan: I freaked?

Reid: Well, that's not important. Here's what is.

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Reid: A psycho with a whistle. That's not too weird.

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Reid: So Seattle's where "it" all began.

Morgan: We just need to figure out what "it" is. And off the top of my head, I can think of grunge music and overpriced coffee.

Reid: That doesn't seem significant enough for terrorism.

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no offense but money would solve literally every single one of my problems. like all of them. i dont have a single problem that money wouldnt immediately solve

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you know what show needs a bigger fandom? 

Animal Kingdom

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I didn’t realise - until a few minutes ago - that there is only one episode of CXG left and I haven’t had enough time to fully prepare myself for the end.

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Not everyone has my combination of elegance and charm and grace and poise, and then just gif-ability.

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(via meanboysclub)

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It sucks when you can't get "Who" or "What" you want...

Yet!!

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It’s not a dog! It’s Bobo.

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Cristal is going to show up at the end of the season, right?

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Me: I don’t have the energy for this

Someone: For what?

Me: *gestures vaguely*