crimpler
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Art person || He/Them “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken” —Oscar Wilde
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crimpler · 5 years ago
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The trope I’m simping for today: The team encounters an unknown place/thing, but it doesn’t seem dangerous at all. They scan for dangers, nothing seems to come up (the air seems breathable, the plant life’s not poisonous, etc. it seems to check out) so they think they’re all clear. 
Well, most of them are, except the alien/superpowered one/the one who’s usually impervious to dangers that the “normal” team members face. This seemingly innocuous place or thing is deadly to them and they find out the hard way. (Or bonus points if the anomalous teammate already knew but didn’t want to tell them/didn’t get the chance to tell them before it was too late)
TLDR: Bringing the special/unusual/powerful teammate to the ground while the normals stand helplessly by, with no idea of what’s causing it or how to help
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crimpler · 5 years ago
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It’s a dream kinda night, look at him go 
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crimpler · 5 years ago
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crimpler · 5 years ago
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abolish the police, abolish systemic racism, improve the corrupt judicial system, re-invent the moral requirements in the academy for police work, bring justice to black lives malevolently taken, arrest the killers of breonna taylor.
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im sorry for reblogging this again but this tag has obliterated me
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crimpler · 5 years ago
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you do know that when jewish and romani people say “never forget” we mean “learn about the holocaust so you can recognize the warning signs of facism and genocide” not “repeatedly bring up the holocaust whenever anything bad happens and exploit our pain and trauma to make people care about your cause” and when we say “never again” we mean “take action to prevent any stage of genocide on any scale by any means, hold collaborators responsible and don’t be complicit” not “only care about genocide when it’s too late”, right? or did you think it was just a fun catchphrase?
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crimpler · 5 years ago
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you have no idea the amount of self-control it takes not to greet every customer who comes in after 6 pm in a dracula voice with “goood eveningg”
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crimpler · 5 years ago
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i cannot believe i have to say this in the year 2020 but if you support maps dont interact with me ??
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crimpler · 5 years ago
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i say this not to be like Young People Bad, but IMO there’s a very specific subset of Weird Internet Creators (mcelroys, neil cicierega, bdg, etc) that tend to have very young-skewing fans who don’t know how to interact with those creators appropriately and think it’s okay to make nsfw jokes or kin jokes or shipping jokes about those people, including saying that stuff TO THOSE CREATORS’ FACES during livestreams, and it’s like. i don’t know if those people just haven’t been in a lot of fanbases in the past or think that someone having a ‘weird’ persona is a justification for making weird kink jokes about them but
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crimpler · 5 years ago
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which of your oc/fave says “I don’t like the term sugar daddy that implies I have sexual attraction to all my friends. Just call me Pay Pal.”
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crimpler · 5 years ago
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phat reminder that wilbur was joking around and that everyone was just having a fun time .
watching the stream today ,, i was genuinely upset hearing that wilbur had to end his stream because of all the shit he was getting .
this has been said so many times ,, and even tommy himself said it ,,, most of the things that are said by streamers to other streamers on stream ,, aren’t real / genuine !!! especially when it comes to streamers who roleplay a lot ( yknow ,, wilbur , tubbo , tommy , etc . )
they’re all friends , and it’s just a bit .
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crimpler · 5 years ago
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Kidnapper: We have your friend.
George: Which one?
Kidnapper: He wears a green hoodie and a mask.
George: Oh, you have Dream.
Kidnapper: Yes?
George: Yeah, you don’t have him, he has you. Good luck!
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crimpler · 5 years ago
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Imagine being in Victorian England. You call Sherlock Holmes to investigate for you. And in walks AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING UNIT. A Dorito in tweed. A brick shithouse. A man so beautiful your literal eyes melt out of your literal skull. Like. Imagine.
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crimpler · 5 years ago
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patti and dolly harmonizing to an acrylic nail beat
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Barbara Davatz - “Portraits” 1982 / 1988 / 1997 || As Time Goes By || Couples
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