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Literally the only good thing that came out of the live action Lilo & Stitch remake is how it's rekindling everyone's love for the original with fanart and such. Which does cheer me up about it quite a bit! :D

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Dropping a brick on the post below

hee hee

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Apparently the way my great grandfather used to order Chinese food in the 50s is that he’d walk up to the counter and say “give me two dollars worth of chow mein” and then they’d give him enough noodles to feed his family of eight

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My father passed away last week so in his honor I am paying Tumblr to force strangers to look at a photo of him wearing his “chinmail” (my chain mail necklace I got a ren fair)

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4chan has suffered a site-destroying hack

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PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

try using these palettes instead!!

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Dog breeds are all just…. fan content that humans made of God’s ‘The Wolf’

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I worked at a McDonald's as a cashier in high school and it was during a time when they changed their POS system (point of sale, not piece of shit) so everything was now in a slightly different, less logical place, but I was working 20ish hours a week so I picked it up really quickly

Anyway I was out with my friend in the next town over and we went to a McDonald's because she really wanted an ice tea and we go through the drive through. The man greets us out of the little speaker and asks for our order and she says "Hi! Could I get a large sweet ice tea please?"

Silence.

Longer silence.

And I knew in my heart what was happening.

So I leaned over and said, "It's on page two of drinks, under juice, then the third one down."

Another much shorter silence.

Then:

"What the - how the hell did... Uh. I mean. Thank you?"

And it's been literally ten years but I'm still riding the high from that.

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Just started watching Buffy a few months back I'm torwards the end of season 3,is it weird that Oz is my favorite character?

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i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

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do people know that a french ex-president (nicolas sarkozy, from 2007 to 2012) is currently wearing an electronic bracelet after he was sentenced for corruption and influence peddling? do people know? i want everyone to know 😌

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OH So this guy’s purpose in life is to hang out in a Pokémon Center on Poni Island and tutor one move that only one Pokémon can learn, a Legendary postgame Pokémon from a Hoenn one/four generations ago. And that Pokémon naturally knows that move anyway.

Fuck me, I’m getting a new job. I’ll be standing in a Dunkin Donuts on Staten Island tutoring Spanish. But only if you’re early 19th Venezuelan military leader Simón Bolívar.

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imma say it. “kung fu panda” did more for body positivity and saying that  you can be fat and still be healthy and liked than ANYTHING any beauty companies trying to get your money.

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I have to admit this fandom's inability to process old news can get frustrating at times. "Toei's not going to be involved with the Disney+ show???????" WH. YES OF COURSE. TOEI AND HASBRO SPLIT OFF YEARS AGO THIS SHOULD NOT BE A SHOCK