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Sinday Bedroom Stats
This was surprisingly accurate, but He had a bit more kinkiness than that... and a bit more dominance.
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Send a ❦ if you'd consider shipping our muses.
bonus if you add a type of ship you’d like them to be or a thread idea for our muses.
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baking vids like this make me die laughing every time like I know what will happen before the video finishes but it's just so funny to me
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Props his arm up on Ambrosi's tits. Dramatic sigh. "My life is so hard, babe...."
Unprompted | Always accepting
Ambrosi didn't touch Valentino back at all but nodded his head in agreement. "It's very hard, and people are very disrespectful." Ambrosi offered a pat on Valentino's back, of course, and waited for approval before properly comforting the overlord.
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"I never liked the 'What do you bring to the table' conversations, because that's silly."
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Where have you been hidin' out lately, honey? You can't dress trashy 'til you spend a lot of money!
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sound, funny, But it's still rock and roll to me!
Highly selective & mutuals only HAZBIN HOTEL MULTIMUSE starring THE VEES. Recorded by Al. 18+. MINORS DNI. Read the rules BEFORE you engage! 🦋📺❤️
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"..." There was absolutely nothing that could have prepared him for what the hell Crimson was going on about. "Well..." He tilted his head sideways. "I'm not going to do that. What's actually wrong?" He inched over to the curtains and opened them, letting in light.
"Alessio," Crimson said as the door opened. "I have a vendetta against tall people. You should slouch so that I feel more jovial and confident around you."
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@hazbinned
It's been several days since Crimson has said something weird to him. Hell wasn't freezing over... He should check on his boss.
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Bruises and Bruising
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“Where did you get those?”
“Is that…. somebody’s hand?”
“Is that… a bootprint?”
“It’ll look worse before it looks better.”
“Come on. Let’s get it wrapped up.”
“Do you want some painkillers?”
“Let me guess, I should ‘see the other guy’?”
“How’d you get a black eye?”
“I know you don’t do it on purpose, but I wish you’d stop coming home bruised.”
“I like the new look. It suits you.”
“Ouch, that looks like it hurts.”
“Talk to me.”
“You shouldn’t end up with bruises because you disagree with them. You know that, right?”
“Will you tell me how it happened?”
“Come and sit with me.”
ACTIONS
(send ‘+reverse’ to reverse the roles, or specify which muse is which!)
[sit] – sender comes and sits next to a bruised receiver. no words, just warmth.
[care] – sender provides physical care for receiver’s bruises (ice pack, wrapping them up, etc)
[shower] – sender takes one look at a bruised and bloody receiver, and goes to run them a shower. hot showers fix everything.
[offer] – sender has something they know receiver will want, and because receiver has had a bad enough day as it is, sender gives it to them. it’s the little things.
[stay] – sender offers receiver a place to stay, so that – wherever they got these bruises – they don’t have to go back.
[concussion] – sender checks receiver for a concussion, because it’s very possible receiver has one.
[home] – sender has no physical way of helping receiver out of this situation, but they offer out their hand anyway. just to hold onto (and to not let go).
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🎵Look at his tits face isn't it neat?🎵
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💠 Is there a Headcanon about my muse you want to know more about? Ask away!
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Send me a ๑ to give my muse a stuffed animal
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๑ (It's a plush of striker!)
Send me a ๑ to give my muse a stuffed animal | Accepting
He looked at the plush, it's kind of flat-looking. Very different from the real thing. It was rather menacing. He wasn't sure if he liked it or not... He looked up at Striker and raised an eyebrow.
"How did you find this thing?"
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temp | pinned | rules
Canon Divergent Alessio from Helluva Boss | oc &. duplicate &. crossover friendly
independent &. private &. selective &. written by greed
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"𝔚𝘩𝑦 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑑𝑜 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑡𝘩𝑖𝑛𝑔? 𝔖𝘩𝑒𝑒𝑟, 𝑎𝑏𝑠𝑜𝑙𝑢𝑡𝑒 𝑏𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑑𝑜𝑚!"
18+ Only
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"Cute... I guess it is... ugly and cute." He held it up more and squished it. Squishing the soft head in his hands. "A snout would have been cute on it." He lifted the shirt curiously. "It looks menacing... they got that right."
"Did you commission this yourself, or did you just stumble across it?" He wondered how one even came up with the idea. "It's soft." He was half tempted to grab the man by his snout for a second, but refrained, knowing that could spell consequences. He was strong himself, but Striker was more trained to take things larger scale than he was. He lowered the plush from his face after squinting at it. Set it on his chest. It fit. Don't judge.
"This is very ugly, by the way. Cute but ugly. It looks just like you, but nothing like you. Because it's ugly."
For @crimsonsharked From Here!
Striker smiled happily, looking at Alessio with a big smile, knowing it wasn't entirely true to life, but it was close enough.
"I got it from a shop down in Greed, they made it to my likeness, but forgot a few key details, but it's cute enough that I could see it not having the snoot… What do you think? Anythin' lackin'?"
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I updated my human glamour a bit to match my demon body.
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