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reading windbreaker manga for the plot (tsubaki scenes, tsubaki lore, tsubaki chibi, tsubaki character arc, tsubaki covers, umetsuba crumbs, tsubaki, tsubaki, tsubaki...)

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Give me 6 characters and I’ll tell you who i would:

Push off a cliff

Kiss

Marry

Set on Fire

Wrap a Blanket around

Be Roommates with

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tsubaki-chan ✦ windbreaker s02 ep11

and this cutie... •ᴗ•

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The New Girl in Town, pt. 2

Future Jiji x Reader

Part One

You'd forgotten how loud the neighborhood you grew up in was. Kids were running around since school was out for the weekend, shouting and playing. There were a handful of kids your age biking around, chatting amongst themselves.

Okarun, dubbed by Momo apparently, was walking next to you, hands in his pockets, almost awkwardly. His friends, Momo and Jiji, as you'd been instructed to call them, were a pace or two behind you. They were bickering, but it was faint enough that you couldn't make out what they were saying.

"Did Auntie really not say anything to you?" You decided to be the one to break the silence, elbowing your cousin lightly in his side.

He jumped, sparing you a quick glance, before shaking his head, "No. She said the house was being cleaned, but there have been renters there before, so I thought it was for that."

You nodded, that had made sense. You all moved away when you were about nine, and in the time you'd been away, a few couples had rented out the space so your family could make some extra money.

"I bet she really just wanted it to be a surprise," You kicked a pebble a few feet ahead of you, "She seemed excited over the phone the other day."

Okarun just hummed, "I was wondering who she's been talking to so much lately. But she's normally on the phone with work so I didn't ask her."

"She's been calling me a bit more the closer we got to moving here. I think she was just... worried, or something." You shrugged, and you could feel his gaze on you, and the growing silence from behind you two, "It's not like he and I were super close or anything. I feel bad worrying her so much."

Okarun didn't say anything at first, and you badly wished to rewind time and shut your mouth. You cleared your throat, ready to change the subject or apologize for bringing the mood down when—

"She's family, you shouldn't feel bad for her being worried," His voice was soft, quiet, and your heart hammered uncomfortably in your chest, "She just wants to make sure you're okay."

Being told that didn't dissipate the guilt that built in your chest. It didn't change the looks your parents gave you. It didn't erase the nightmares, or the memory of that thing—

"Hey!" You jumped, an arm wrapping around your shoulder heavily as Jiji jolted forward, hanging off of you and Okarun's shoulders, "C'mon, stop hogging the new girl! I don't care if you two are cousins, I wanna hear all the embarrassing stories she has on you!"

Momo was behind him, smacking him on the back of the head with a hiss of his name. He whined playfully, moving off of you two to rub the back of his head.

"You wanted to know too!"

Her cheeks turned a shade of pink, but her glare towards her friend hardened, "They were talking you idiot, and you interrupted."

"No, it's fine!" You were quick to cut in, thankful for the distraction, "I've got plenty of stories."

Your cousin's face grew pale, eyes wide as he turned to you with a betrayed face.

"The first time we went to see fireworks at a festival, he got so scared that he cried and started dumping water onto his head! He said he was scared the fireworks would fall down and set him on fire."

"I was five!" Okarun had his face buried in his hands, crying out in embarrassment as you giggled.

"The next year, when we went to the shrine for New Year—"

"Stop! Talking!"

You dodged his hands trying to cover your mouth, words coming out with laughter, "We were playing around and he got his head stuck in the bars near the base of the shrine! Auntie had to call the firefighters to come help!"

"That happened one time!" Okarun had managed to cover your mouth, eyes narrowed behind his glasses, "Why do you remember these things?"

You pushed his hands away, sticking your tongue out, "For moments like these!"

"You are evil," He stepped back, his annoyance coming off less aggressive due to the pout on his face. You pinched his cheek playfully.

"You got your head stuck in the shrine?" Momo was cackling, clearly imaging baby Okarun with his head stuck, crocodile tears and all, and even Jiji looked entertained.

"If we're talking about embarrassing stories, then—"

He had an evil glint in his eyes, and you yelped, roles reversing as you shot forward to cover his mouth, "H-Hey! Why don't we get lunch, or something?"

"Come on, you can dish it, but you can't take it?"

"That's exactly it! Your stories are more than embarrassing, they're humiliating!" You kicked at his shins, tripping over air slightly as he dodged your foot.

Jiji was quick to move, hands on your shoulders to steady you from face-planting, as your cousin was now standing behind you. You turned, "When the hell did you get so fast?"

"Oh, uh," His teasing look took a nosedive, panic on his face, and you cocked your head, "You know. Jiji likes soccer so we— he teaches me. And stuff."

"Soccer?"

"Yes, ma'am!" Jiji saluted playfully, a large smile on his face as you turned your attention to him, "Trying to convince him to learn American baseball next!"

"When did you get into sports?" You crossed your arms, shaking your head playfully, "You're growing up so fast!"

He sighed, a look of relief mixed with something else. Admittedly, you didn't believe that entirely, but you didn't want to question it. Maybe your baby cousin had taken an interest in sports. How he went from studying the occult to... sports was beyond you, however.

"Anyways," Momo pushed herself forward, shoving Jiji to the side as she sidled up next to you, linking her arm with yours, "Do you wanna come to mine for lunch? My grandma just went shopping so we got a ton of stuff."

"Oh," You were looking at her now, ignorant of the twin looks of relief and disappearing panic on the faces of the two boys, "If you're sure I wouldn't be interrupting!"

"Nah, it'll be nice to have another girl to hang out with, these two idiots can get real tiring to talk to." She motioned to the boys, who made identical faces at her words.

"That's cold, Momo!"

She sighed, sending you a tired look, and you couldn't help but laugh. "Alright, thank you!"

A/N: self-indulgent for no one but myself at this point...mwahahaha

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DanDaDan Masterlist

The New Girl in Town

(Future) Jiji x Okarun's Cousin!Reader

Part One

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not sure if i’ll be going into full spoilers of deltarune but i’ll do it under the cut just to be safe

so I have no clue… how or how it would work

but what I really wanna see is the vessel we make in chapter one make a come back

we know from undertale souls can be moved and split and all that, and we know that we’re kris’ soul, or possessing it or controlling it

so I imagine the vessel we make comes back, and is us. maybe kris’ soul is split in half and they have one half and we’re the other, or maybe their soul is gone and we control it completely, i don’t know

but I imagine we as our vessel have to join with susie and ralsei to fight kris + the roaring knight (no i don’t see kris as evil i see them as constantly being controlled) to save the world(s)

not sure how all it’ll work but I just really really really wanna see it happen

also deltarune gives artists and others a perfect opportunity to EASILY create and fit an oc in— like how people draw undertale fanart with chara floating near frisk, instead it’s us/the player floating around kris. even funnier if kris tries to ignore us/them but the player’s dialogue has them side eyeing the player 👀

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i love being fed any and all tsubaki content 🤤

imagining Tsubaki teaching you some pole dancing moves and by the time you're done, you're covered in bruises on your arms and thighs and backs of your knees. The bruises often get called pole kisses and Tsubaki follows suit with that, kissing every one he can find

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The New Girl in Town Future Jiji x Reader

You were being stared at, you were fully aware of it. People’s eyes were like little lasers aimed at you, and your skin was prickling. Still, you paid them no mind, eyes focused on the crowd of unfamiliar faces streaming out of classrooms.

Your aunt told you he was in class C, and you’d gotten permission from your teacher to leave a bit early to try and catch him.

“Whose that?”

“Dunno, she’s pretty though.”

“Didn’t she just move here?”

“Isn’t she an upperclassman? Why’s she hanging around the second year wing?”

Your ears were burning, and it took so much effort to not turn and leave with the crowds. It’d be so much easier to go home but—

Walking out of the classroom, nose buried in a book— something occult, you were sure— there he was!

“Okarun!”

“Kenny!”

He startled, eyes wide behind his glasses. He looked left than right, before left again, making eye contact with you. You could see your name falling from his lips, but you were too busy pushing through the other kids. All but launching yourself at him, your arms wrapped around his shoulders, squeezing him tightly.

“W-What are you doing here?”

You were all but pulling him down some, and you realized he was taller than the last time you had seen him. You stepped back, smiling largely at his confused face.

“We moved back last week! Didn’t auntie tell you?” He shook his head at your question, and you huffed, “She said she was going to. Oh well, guess it made for a surprise!”

He chuckled, sounding semi-nervous as he adjusted his glasses. “Do you, ah, do you go here now?”

You nodded, “Yup! Class A, second year! Everyone’s nice so far.”

“Yo.”

You watched as Ken jumped, cheeks burning a soft pink as he turned. Behind him, hands stuffed in the pockets of her pink cardigan, was a girl. She looked to be about Ken’s age, but for some reason she was glaring at the pair of you. Was she a bully? Was she here to bully Ken?

“Who’s this?” She tilted her head, stepping to stand next to Ken, staring you down.

“Ayase-san! Oh, this is—”

“Oh! Kenny, is this your girlfriend?”

Cutting him off, you felt excitement pull at your chest. Has your baby cousin managed to land himself a girlfriend? Though based on the sputtering and red cheeks you received as a response, that was not the case.

“No! Ayase-san is not— we’re not—”

“Hell no! Okarun and I ain’t a thing!”

“Oh, I’m sorry!” You tried placating the two, realizing you three were gaining a crowd of onlookers. “I just assumed… but anyways! I’m Kenny’s older cousin!”

You tilted your head forward, giving the new girl— Ayase-san— your name, before standing back up, “It’s nice to meet you!”

“Older cousin?” The aggressive look on her face melted, and for a moment she looked almost sheepish, “Oh so you’re not— never mind. Okarun didn’t tell me he had a cousin moving to our school.”

He rubbed the back of his neck, “I didn’t even know she was coming until just now.”

She raised an eyebrow, “Oh?”

You chuckled lightly, bouncing on your toes as the attention came back to you, “Yeah, we had some family issues come up and- and my folks thought moving back would be for the best!”

“What kinda family issues?”

Her tone wasn’t rude or aggressive, just genuinely curious. You expected it, but it still stabbed at your chest. Safe to say your situation was a bit more… nuisance than a simple family issue. And judging by the look of confusion on your cousin’s face, he didn’t even know.

Getting into it in the hall at school wasn’t ideal.

“Oh, we—”

“Yo! Momo, Okarun! What’s up? I was waiting for you two outside forever!”

Startled, you turned to the person interrupting. He was quite tall, far taller than the three of you standing around. His hair was a hot pink, slicked back with what looked like sweat. His sleeves were rolled up, and the overexaggerated pout on his face melted into something more curious as he noticed you.

"Oh, who's this?"

"Okarun's older cousin," Ayase-san, or Momo, answered, "She just transferred here apparently."

"Older cousin!" He repeated excitedly, stepping closer with a bounce in his step, "You're far cuter than our Okarun! Are you sure you two are related?"

"Jiji!"

"Hey!"

He just laughed as the other two yelled at him; his smile was rather boyish. He stuck his tongue out at your cousin teasingly, and you couldn't help but chuckle at their interaction.

"We are! I have plenty of embarrassing memories of him from when we were little. Like, did you know that one year he—"

"Okay!" Ken jumped forward, hands outstretched in a panic, "Why don't we start walking home?"

"Aw, wait, I wanna know the rest of the story!"

"Okarun, don't interrupt her!"

You just laughed as your cousin turned you around, pushing against your back to lead you down the hall. Momo and Jiji were trailing behind you two, and it sounded like their chatter turned into bickering.

A/N: so I got to see the s2 premier, I'm a bit obsessed. Alexs Le voices Jiji and I am... in love with Alexs Le. He's the loml. Then I had this idea. It's here now. Enjoy it, or don't.

Part Two

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fuck it

i’ll write yelena x reader x bucky fic

no one else seems to want to 😭

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My headcanon about them in their 3rd year

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He is smoll 🥹

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this job was a mistake i hate it (i won’t quit i need money)

i have started my 3rd (semi? it’s part time, on top of my other part time, on top of my full time) job so i’m very very tired

but idea i need fic writers to pick up

people write kid fics

people write family fics

where are my fics where umetsuba adopt kid sakura (and sugishita)

maybe this is nothing

but my brain say it’s something

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fan service in other media: skimpy clothing on women, flirting between characters, comedically sexual situations, sometimes its actually an OP macho man John Wick fight scene

fan service in wind breaker: sakura has a nice day out with :) his friends :)

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i have started my 3rd (semi? it’s part time, on top of my other part time, on top of my full time) job so i’m very very tired

but idea i need fic writers to pick up

people write kid fics

people write family fics

where are my fics where umetsuba adopt kid sakura (and sugishita)

maybe this is nothing

but my brain say it’s something

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Tsubakino and Kotoha hanging out by Satoru Nii

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'I want to do whatever I want' — tsubaki-chan

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where are my yelena x reader x bucky fics???