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had to translate sth with -gate for class and my prof was surprised that no one knew what watergate was. well you see i'm too online and thought about elsagate first

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oh hey mac

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I left my small pocket knife at home back in February and finally got a new one :D

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remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

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lol they made a news report on some channel about the banya cat guy back in 2021

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short and small feet? i'm not picking a struggle i'm hoarding them all

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?

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did fuck all academically, finished second season of lost, read 50 pages of red dragon, took a midnight shower. what a day

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3in1 old spice thing is tempting

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While U was voting for president I was at home jerking off face down on my bed

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People who have anon asks enabled, I gotta ask, why? What good comes of it?