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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

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Oh my god. I bought a sub to a local news substack, saw they used a ton of AI images, and backed out of renewal saying that I loved their work but couldn’t pay for AI.

It’s been a few weeks, and I just got this email seemingly addressed to me personally:

THINK LOCALLY BABY

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"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"

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i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny

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you know i didn’t realize how lovely it was to eat with other people until it just stopped, something about the experience of sitting down and quietly… or not so quietly eating dinner or lunch or whatever, fuck.

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Please i thought this was Chappell Roan

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wear robes do magic serve cunt

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holy shit jerma was right, trader joes tikka masala is delightful

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spoilers: aj:aa (whole game) aa:dd (turnabout academy, the cosmic turnabout)

bro how tf is constance not thalassa???

i was so confused when the case ended and that reveal wasn’t made…

WYDM APOLLO HAS A SECRET ASTRONAUT BEST FRIEND WHO JUST DIED IN A TERRORIST ATTACK???????

dude the gavinners track fucks so hard, i was kinda annoyed by klaviers schtick but he’s really grown on me, im honestly really enjoying the beginning of the third trial of duel destinies, it’s linear which is a bit of a reprieve after apollo justice’s non-linear hellscape (i loved apollo justice btw, great game, confusing as shit for like 80% of the damn game)

god this track fucks so hard

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some of my favourite spongebob moments are when they accentuate the gag w/ a live-action punchline

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real

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dude the gavinners track fucks so hard, i was kinda annoyed by klaviers schtick but he’s really grown on me, im honestly really enjoying the beginning of the third trial of duel destinies, it’s linear which is a bit of a reprieve after apollo justice’s non-linear hellscape (i loved apollo justice btw, great game, confusing as shit for like 80% of the damn game)

god this track fucks so hard

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them

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Still working on the gays