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my brother got his mullet back

my “first crush” has a boyfriend!?!?! even though 5 months ago she said “being straight in an anomaly””” ok-AY!!!!!?!?!??

i can drive and work and its v nice

also my “best” friend hates me now!!!!

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as a kid I never appreciated the comedic genius of my elementary school principal, who, whenever our school won against another school in a sport, would play what felt like 2 minutes of “we are the champions” over the PA during announcements, and just as it’s going “cuz we are the champions…of” he’d hit stop and his deadpan voice over the PA system would go “Brampton.”

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you know when theres that one person who no matter what they do breathe, talk, move, ect it annoys the shit out of you without fail

me to me: im that bitch

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not to flex on you Buuuuut....

a girl is flirting with me on sc [i think]

i got a fiVe oN mY aP tEsT

maybe im not a dumb bitch after all

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I just wanna be the girl of someone’s dreams ya know

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I swear being called baby by a girl has healing abilities

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I see your “gay girl doesn’t realize she’s getting flirted with” and raise you “gay girl doesn’t realize she’s flirting”

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tag ur gf spoilers

i dont hav a girlfriend and i dont wanna know what its like until i do

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First ever photo of the Earth and the Moon in the same frame, 1977. Taken by Voyager 1.

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literally I am ok with being smothered in affection and soft kisses

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yada villaret for glowhaus/bloomingdale’s