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"It is what it is" I say as I almost vomit from anxiety

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GUYS MY GIRLFRIEND MADE ME A TOWA. SHE MADE HIM. SHE MADE ME A BISCUIT TOWA FIGURE. LOOK AT HIM

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✨ markings

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friend

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friend

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“they’re queerbait this, they’re not canon that” they’re whatever i want them to be on ao3 actually

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Strawberry 🍓

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a trophy

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GUYS !!! UPDATE!! I GOT IT !!!!

i was really missing asakuras and kiriharas madness endings + i hadn't gotten the bad ending mid way the scene w fujieda in the redroom when towa's trying to tell him about mei, after i did those i got it !!

CG bellow ! dont continue if u dont want to be spoiled

THANK U TO EVERYONE WHO HELPED ME !

GUYS. HELP ME

I JUST FINISHED THE GAME WHY IS THERE A CG MISSING. WHAT DID I MISS. WHATS SUPPOSED TO GO HERE???

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im curious, how many hours did u guys have when u first finished slow damage (as in, when you finished the true ending for the first time)?

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friendship broken w madatowa fujitowa is now my best friend

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oh yeah anyways i finally finished everything in slow damage got all the endings and such, i have no more tears left in my body and i am still in awe that after everything this had such a cheerful, bright ending. it has definetly become one of my favorite games. what an experience

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GUYS. HELP ME

I JUST FINISHED THE GAME WHY IS THERE A CG MISSING. WHAT DID I MISS. WHATS SUPPOSED TO GO HERE???

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i think my only piece of criticism for slow damage and the only things that's been annoying me in the game is the lack of save slots.... they could have done another page...... this is not enough save slots.........

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mizisua is my favorite ep of alnst

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BREAKING NEWS

PLEASE GO DOWN AND READ EDIT 2 - MYSTERY SOLVED (I THINK!)

(and EDIT 3 for my scientific research)

EDIT 1 Someone who knows Japanese I really beg beg beg beg beg beg you to watch that short part (link below) and verify/correct my assumptions! EDIT END

So I was watching the new N+C livestream and ARE THESE EVERYONE'S DICKS???

ARE THE NUMBERS GIRTH IN INCHES (READ EDIT 2 BELOW)??? Someone who knows Japanese go check this I BEG YOU https://youtu.be/XrRDN4hIR9w?t=4012

It sounds too ridiculous and amazing to be true, but perfectly checks out with a translation of a much older stream (https://www.reddit.com/r/BLgame/comments/1dfxmlv/official_slow_damage_stream_qa_translations/)

If my non-Jp-speaker theory is correct, then here you are, my fellow centimeter lovers: (READ EDIT 2 BELOW)

Rei: 5 in = 12.7 cm

Madarame: 4.4 in = 11.176 cm

Fujieda, Taku: 4 in = 10.16 cm (like my 2 fingers?)

Towa: 3.7 in = 9.398 cm (Towa bro im sorry bro don't feel bad bro that's still 9.398 cm more than mine)

EDIT 1: I'm looking at stats and

I expected everyone except for Towa to be above average (since it's eroge and Towa kept saying how big everyone was), so at this point I am sooooo confused. It can't be length, so if it's not girth, what is it then? EDIT 1 END

EDIT 2 EVERYONE! I THINK I GOT IT!

IT MUST BE THE DIAMETER! THIS FINALLY MAKES SENSE! THEN ALL OF THEM ARE HELLA BIG JUST LIKE TOWA HAS SAID LMAOOOOO!

Thank you so much @cringesatan for trying to translate the thing and pointing out that Japan uses centimeters!!!

EDIT 3 Because I'm mental and absolutely unhinged.

According to my incredibly advanced scientific research everyone is above average (as per eroge characters).

Now you can give me a Nobel Prize (or at least PhD).

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hey my lovely tumblr moots twitter is back in brazil so i might hang around there more now