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junge Frau♀️👩 nicht so schnell🏃♀️🏃♀️💨🖐️Ihr Mentos!!!🍬🍬
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TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON
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((you all better come back with some amazing tales))
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people who are just finding out about internet tracking and data mining in the year 2025 and that your special robot friend does not respect your privacy lol
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we’re going to get so much mileage out of jd vance killing the pope on easter sunday with his absolutely noxious vibes
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funniest reactions to the new junjou romantica art style reveal
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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms
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A German Standoff is when you are standing opposite of each other at a red traffic light and there are no cars in sight but nobody wants to be the first to commit an Ordnungswidrigkeit
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imagine having a personality so morally bankrupt that the pope himself said "i'm telling god" and headed out
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lovely character. i need him to finally break down sobbing clutching his chest like it'll stop the pain crumpling to the floor begging God to either help him or let him die
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hey. does anyone know what the fuck is going on
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