kal | she/he/it | late 20s. 18+ sideblog for @kalkydra. age in bio or blocked.
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it's extremely funny to me that that nice midwestern boy i'd considered was like trying to be gender affirming and made a joke about like "oh wow another gay man who won't bottom" because like. clearly we are moving in different circles
#kal.dir#extremely funny when cis guys on grindr get like gender affirming about me topping#not in a like bad way. i had one guy start out with like 'wow i can't believe anyone would think you're a bottom' which is. so funny#like i know what i look like it's fine 😭
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fake man enjoyers tap out when their fave starts balding. if you were a real one youd be tonguing his receding hairline. coward.
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i don't like calling it that
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something i'm learning while i read the new topping book is that a lot of things i thought are just like obvious really aren't obvious to all tops / doms / etc. like isn't it just common sense that you ramp things up slowly so your bottom / sub / etc is begging for more and more
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i'm always saying this
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Big fan of like video games/tv shows that change up their title screens/opening and ending credits slightly over the course of the story based off plot events……it’s like oh FUCK a character who just died is MISSING from the TITLE SCREEN now!!!!!!!!!! Holy SHIT!!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#FFXV. AOFUGOFUGH.#started replaying it on a new console so i have the Original menu and i immediately started sobbing
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some days you cannot help but pity some people
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i bet it feels crazy good to shoot your load in someone
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realized last night that i'm just straight up not into skinny guys. like there's nothing to hold onto i'd be worried i'd thrust into him and it'll be like throwing a dart. i can't be responsible for concussing someone
#kal.dir#also i only find trans guys attractive but that's more of a confirmation of something i kinda knew already
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wait wait WAIT 👀
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i miss my pre-covid lung capacity but like i guess panting after sex is hot anyway 🙄
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