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i hate him skjfkdjfjdknfjf

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why must the cute ones (me) suffer

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when ur hanging out in ur apartment u’ve got some candles lit ur feeling good u’ve had 8 glasses of wine then down in the street u hear two beautiful boys skateboarding or doing flips or something so u invite them up and they say where’s the bed and they ask if they can sit on the bed and u tell them sure but the sheets are expensive japanese linen and they tell u they’re not even soft:

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creepypasta

mario jumped outta my game and killed my mother and parents

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If I got ahold of Joe Biden's phone I would put he/they in his Twitter bio then turn it off

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I feel seen.

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This is it

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why did my mom end this text with a wink

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pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

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Bro İ hate being an academic they're making me write shit 😭 İ thought İ was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then 😢

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apriishydoeden submitted: Shhhhh

It is nap time for car park gulls

everybody please be quiet, please

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I’m losing it over this twitter thread. this is the post-digital hellscape

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My boyfriend has the most beautiful animals