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my partner said that i put them on a cutting board like im one of those dudebros but butch

i love doing breakfasts on my days off bcs i think my artsy vision shines best on them

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i love doing breakfasts on my days off bcs i think my artsy vision shines best on them

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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

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(guy with an overdue essay due tonight voice) You guys remember 2010s kinblr.

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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

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less fanfiction is inherently bad and therefore shameful to joke about dante or shakespeare or any number of classic works being fanfiction due to their referential and intertextual nature and more damn isnt it crazy derivative and intertextual works have been like one of the major pillars of storytelling for millennia and now suddenly this is like illegal to do with modern works without a studio executive or lawyers or formal contracts and money exchanging hands and one of the few legally ignored ways to still do that is exclusively available to people writing mostly anonymously in specific communities for amateurs with highly specific community interests and norms and storytelling desires who can receive no money or great fame from this endeavor lest the lawyers come after you because this is also still not really legal anyways its genuinely fucked up you suddenly cant just write books about a bunch of characters created by other people less than 100 years ago and reinterpret and reengage with them in exciting new ways

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'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

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My baby Qais is starving — please, I beg you, don’t scroll past this.

Famine is killing children in Gaza. My son, baby Qais, has been rushed to the hospital, his tiny body weakened by hunger and severe malnutrition. There is no milk for infants, no food, no clean water — only pain and silence. Doctors say many babies won’t survive the next 48 hours. I am a mother watching her child slowly fade away, powerless. Please, I’m pleading with you from the depths of my heart — help us. Help Qais before it’s too late.

Why is this happening?

1. Food and aid are blocked — humanitarian supplies are barely reaching families due to the ongoing siege.

2. Infrastructure is destroyed — bakeries, farms, and supply chains have collapsed under bombardment.

3. Water and power are gone — families can’t prepare formula or preserve food without electricity or clean water.

Please, open your heart.

This is not just another post — it’s a cry for help. Every second matters. Your donation could mean life instead of death for Qais and thousands like him. Even the smallest amount could buy baby formula, medicine, or food. Please don’t turn away. Be the reason a child survives tonight.

PLEASE DONATE HERE

If Qais was your only child, would you leave him to face his fate alone?

DONATE HERE PLEASE

Please stop ✋🚨 you're the only hope to save a child😔😭

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anyone wanna talk to me. please

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they should invent a 2025 where good things happen

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Sometimes I feel old and out of touch because I don't know anything about the hot new music but then I remember even when I was a teenager I did not know the hot new music because I was an uncool little nerd and my family didn't listen to the radio. So my out of touchness is consistent and not age related.

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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

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shoutout to the people currently in saw traps. you’re gonna make it out of this. unless you’re morally impure or otherwise unworthy of surviving ☺️

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Be Punk.

Vote in Presidential elections.

Shop at Farmer's Markets.

Go to the Zoo.

Join a Homeowner's Association.

If you see a Moshpit, stop it. Someone could get hurt.

Start a Book Club.

Invest in Solar Power.

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scrolling dash simulator

not what neoliberal means

not what reactionary means

not what unilateral means

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folks makin those PSA posts against shipping real life celebrities treat rpf like it kills them and im like if pete wentz gets distressed when i post about him getting blasted in the ass he can go look at his bank account to feel better