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I was digging thru my old stuff and I found this shirt i got a long time ago for the gag so why not revisit the concept 🙂‍↕️

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"no kink in public don't walk your partner on a leash where other people might see" and just let him run into the fucking road??????

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sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

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Accidentally called myself a service dog instead of a service top. I'm never beating these allegations.

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Freak4Freak stobotnik is my jam. Collar design inspired by @rock-omelette and loosely based off their super duper awesome sauce collar fic which you should totally check out for no reason...

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lovely character. i need him to finally break down sobbing clutching his chest like it'll stop the pain crumpling to the floor begging God to either help him or let him die

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Groovin' 🌈

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my hair is soooo pullable and yet nobody is using it to put me in my place. fucked up

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Uh oh, smelly hyena

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Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons

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Twink talking to abusive older man "sorry I moaned when you hit me yesterday it will happen again".

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Every time I remember I have a thing for guns, knives, stronger men, and combat boots I loose my mind.

I would love to lick someone’s boots clean for them while they hold me a gun point, that would cure me I think

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guy who will say "i love u" after i spit into his mouth. hit post