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Thinking about writing fanfic again :)

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it's annoying that video games disable achievements when you install mods. i DID kill alduin who cares if thomas the tank engine was there

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did you imagine your own tragic death a lot as a child or are you normal

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The reason Jodi says you can't beat Jojamart prices is because she can use Sam's employee discount.

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guys i don't want to sound like a slut, but i want hugs

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Texas is also Too Hot. Do you know any cursed Texas fauna? My favorites are Jack rabbits, those things are demonic

the Texas Blind Snake looks exactly like an earthworm until you pick it up and notice that it has a tiny mouth, with which to scream

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selfshipping as an adult is kind of funny cuz it’s like yeah i have an imaginary friend and they rearrange my guts sometimes too

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obsessed with stardew valley because the game itself is such a quaint little farming sim and the people who play it are the horniest people to walk the earth

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date idea you shoot my brains out

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good morning let’s hear it for Mildly Cool Outside a round of applause for Mildly Cool Outside

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second chance? i usually give like 5 or 6 before realizing i'm a fucking idiot

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i am so so normal about media and have exactly zero mental illnesses

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yeah, sorry i exhibited symptoms of the disorder i told you i have. it will happen again because i have that disorder and will continue having it. hope this helps!! 🫶🫶🫶