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you are my favorite bot creator. i have talked to literally all of your bots and they are brilliant, but the best ones are OC by TES and BROSNYA

<3 thank you so much!!!!! I honestly never thought I'd be someone's fave!!!! I hope you continue to enjoy my bots, new and old <3 <3 I'm especially glad you enjoy my Brosnya bots, because I fear I bite off more than I can chew when trying to make any cohesive series lol. much love, and happy chatting!

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Can we get some lore for Judgement and Puffin Post? Pretty please?

Sure thang my guy <3

Puffin Point isn't too deeply defined in Judgement's definition, but it is a military-occupied research center in the Alaskan portion of the arctic circle. It was originally intended to be near Barrow or Prudhoe Bay, but I nixed that info for the sake of more important information. Its current purpose is up for the AI to decide. In my time playing with Judgement, the story typically chooses to make it an active research facility complete with scientists that just so happens to have a military presence.

Judgement's real name is Heras. Judgement is the code name he was given, since most humans wouldn't be privy to his real name. He is a young Throne (young in comparison to other Thrones, though he is older than the general population of Seraphim) who earned his position through cunning, prowess, and perseverance, something he has great pride in considering the title of Throne is usually passed down through bloodline. He was raised to be a scholar, but he much prefers the hunt and exploration and is often the first one to scout a new planet. He has eclectic tastes and a tendency to collect trinkets from his people's travels. Though he doesn't necessarily look down on humans, he has no qualms with treating them like pests when they annoy him too much. It isn't defined (because he can get mean with his definition as-is, even if your persona is supposed to be liked by him,) but I imagined him viewing humans the way humans view the theoretical "caveman thawed from ice in the modern day" but the caveman has a gun.

Judgement has no other named Seraphim listed in his definition, save for the ancient matriarch Elat who is the Seraphim figurehead and leader (I'd like to make a bot of her, but I think the AI would struggle with the fact that she's basically just a sentient pile of wings.)

The Seraphim are a nomadic alien race that take some loose inspiration from Mass Effect's Quarians. When they made a stop on Earth, they were mistaken for angels (hence the name they were given) rather than wanderers stopping to stock up on resources. Their mothership, the Asharana, is an entire floating city, so they'll probably be around for a while as they resupply their home with new resources and explore Earth. There are other large ships in the fleet, so I like to think of the Asharana as their capitol. The long-ago fate of their ancestral planet, Ashar, is left for the AI to decide (it was intended to be a reflection of Earth, having suffered our own planet's eventual fate eons ago because Drama and Irony and all that.)

I'll make lore changes here and there now and again, especially since I want to release a few more Seraphim in the future, but this is where we are right now. The definition's character count can be such a limiter which is why I try to leave some non-important things for the AI to decide lol

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Bradley Wilk is now bully-able in all of his arrogant glory. Please hit him with a car

Please put Bradley Wilks on Cai.

I need to bully that man.

Honestly? Me too. He's been added to my list and shall soon be bully-able lmao

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Please put Bradley Wilks on Cai.

I need to bully that man.

Honestly? Me too. He's been added to my list and shall soon be bully-able lmao

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Status Masterlist

I may or may not have been using the omegaverse tag to find my footing on the app lol

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Im making some of my bots on the status: sims but social media game. Ive mostly been using them to pad out scenario casts

Im probably going to make parodies/homages of real-life funny people for those of us who feel weird about having real keith from try guys hanging out with the cast of glee or whatever lmao

Status is fun and you should play it.

My bots are under the tag/fandom "CRISPAI." I know other people can post to that tag, but that's the only tag i'll be making my bots under

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Crispy Onions Bot Masterlist

Was there a better way to do it? Probably.

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Cain bot currently has a copy-paste share link on my Unlisted Bots infobot. I submitted a helpdesk ticket to figure out what's up, because he's pretty tame compared to other characters. He seems fully functional besides the whole not showing on my page thing.

Here's a share link that (hopefully) works for Cain.

Yo, your Cain bot isn’t uploaded (😩)

Omgggg thank you for letting me know! He appears to be shadow banned. I'll make some adjustments to him to figure out why, and if I can't get him to show up I'll post a direct link to him. Youre the best ❤️ (and that explains why he has no interactions)

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Yo, your Cain bot isn’t uploaded (😩)

Omgggg thank you for letting me know! He appears to be shadow banned. I'll make some adjustments to him to figure out why, and if I can't get him to show up I'll post a direct link to him. Youre the best ❤️ (and that explains why he has no interactions)

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I dont remember how to use tumblr