Just because I'm trash doesn't mean I can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot.
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Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99
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Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.
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Voldemort : so I heard “roasting “ is the new way kids do things these days
Voldemort : ooh boy lived , unlike his parents, your mammas so, oh wait YA DONT HAVE ONE
Voldemort :
Voldemort : omG BellATRIX HE MOCKED ME about my NOSEEE BELLATRIX-——
Bellatrix :
Death eaters :
plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view
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Australia. I think it’s one of those crushed flavour thingos.
Reblog and tag: where you live, primary language, and what you call these…

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(◡‿◡✿)
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
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That is one of the best answers I have ever seen
Wait.... you are gay? Why?
It started off as a 7 day free trial, but I forgot to cancel so here we are.
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Wisdom teeth
Oki guys, so I have this pretty friend that does suffer from social anxiety and she just got her wisdom teeth removed, and holy shit. They put her to sleep and when she woke up she didn't recognize me or her mum and then started crying when we said who we were. Quote " OHHHHHH my god I have a muuuuuum???!! And a FRIEND??" But the best is when we took her home and she forgot she and a dog and when she saw him she started bawling and squishing his cheeks and kept calling us over to look at " the most adorable boy on the planet". That was a highlight of my week LEMME tell you.
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Reblog if watching James Charles’s career go up in flames makes you wanna bring marshmallows to enjoy the show 🔥
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Stop what you’re doing. Reblog if you should be sleeping or doing work.
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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
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Concept: You walk outside one night and notice that there are two full moons. A few hours go by and they don’t seem to move.
You stare up at them.
They blink.
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Reblog if your Tumblr is spoiler free
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I stole this idea from another blog,but I cant reber the name. Every single person who reblogs this before 10 February will recieve a baby pokemon in their inbox,after this egg harches.
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