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Barney taught me my ABCs… but he forgot to teach me how to make it to the potty on time 😖

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What are you looking at, nerd?

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Morning diaper check while I make mommy coffee. I woke up soaked! So squishy, definitely going to have to do a very silly sissybaby dance for mommy and her friends to get out of this thing...

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make sure to bring bug spray and sunscreen when you go outside to play!

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Sweet thickness by @aki_dl01 on twitter

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A diaper change fit for a little princess 👑

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Don’t mind me I’m just kissing on sissy 💗

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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2024 TO ALL MY BABY'S AND MOMMY'S OUT THERE!

A few numbers for the new year with my babyboy:

There's...

...about 1200 Pampers to be changed by mommy... 🤫

...about 300 Babas to be made... 🍼

...about 4400 hours sucking on his paci... 🤐

...about 1500 hours to cuddle with mommy 🧸

...about 2900 hours in his Crib 🥹

...about 400 Pampers to be stinky... 💩😋

...and of course maaaany times of denying his dirty diapers 😆

...still 0 "Big Boy Potty" privileges for Babyboy... 🤭

...most likely a few attemps to sneak to the bathroom, which again will leave him even longer in his poopy Pampers! 💩 (don't you dare, babyboy - mommy has an eye on you!😘)

= another 365 beautiful days with my Babyboy 💕🍼🧸

Let's get him changed out of his yucky Pampers for the first time in 2024! Plenty more to come...🤭

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...now comon Babyboy, let's get your icky bummy changed, it's almost time for ni-ni! 🍼😘

"Umm...where's Mr.Pickles 🧸, babyboy?"

"...hmmm" babyboy mumbles through his binky

"Don't you need him for your ni-ni, hm?"

"...mhm, ya, i think so mommy"

"Then lets go find Mr. Pickles, little one"

He waddles away with his full Pampers sticking to his cute bummy...

I just can't help but smile when I see him like that 🤭💕

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Just chillin'... Happy weekend to all you mommys and babys out there! ✌🏾💕🧸🍼

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...keep your boys in....

Pampers ! 🍼🧸

Happy Sunday everyone! 💕😋

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Unconditional love

"...moooommy, i wanna cuddle..." Babyboy said in a silent tone...

"Of course cutie, come to momma!" I stretched out my arms to him.

He smiled and waddled into my arms... ☺️🧸

Of course i could smell, that babyboy has gone pottys in his Pampers and was almost overdue for a change. But since he was so needy, i decided to give my cute cuddlebug a little love before i change him...

Sometimes it's all about priorities...💕

Love you baby 😘🍼

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Stop drop and potty

...looks like babyboy beat you to it... 🤭😂

Good boy! 🚼😋

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Bedtime Routines

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