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Can you believe it guys? Eternal Sugar, just a week away. Eternal sugar is in a week! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. Eternal Sugar! Just a week away, oh wow. Can you believe it? Eternal Sugar! Just in a week! It got here so fast! Eternal Sugar! Just a week away!

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INTRODUCTION~🪄

Hello! Welcome to my blog dedicated to most things Cookie Run! You may refer to me as Crispy, or whatever really lol. I like to share silly thoughts and theories I have about the game. Most of my posts are simply for fun, so always take things with a grain of (very silent) salt.

If the ask box is open, feel free to ask about my theories or share your own theories/headcanons! Just don't ask weird stuff (please).

Anyway, that's it for now. Have fun! :3

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It's probably too early for this, but

BEAST YEAST EPISODE 9 AND 10 PREDICTIONS

The Hollyberry Kingdom will be invaded by Eternal Sugar Cookie's vines (?). I imagine they would probably trap cookies in place, maybe even dig into their dough as in to suck up any sort of motivation.

Alternatively, Eternal Sugar could potentially put the entire kingdom in some sort of deep sleep that is impossible to wake up from. The cookies will have dreams of things that bring them happiness to the point that they wouldn't want to wake up.

Obviously, this would be dangerous, as their bodies sit neglected to the point of death.

I see Wildberry, Pitaya or Princess joining her on her trip to Beast-Yeast, if not all three.

There will be some sort of Tiger Lily appearance or mention. Maybe she wouldn't even be affected by whatever Eternal Sugar sends out, considering how she technically lives outside the kingdom.

If you wanna push the thought further, she could join or follow Hollyberry to Beast-Yeast.

Wildberry or Pitaya die or something (skill issue )

Eternal Sugar's backstory will be about the effects of being oblivious and over-indulging in simple pleasures. I mean, when you indulge in something you love to an excessive amount, then you'll obviously grow bored of it until you start to hate it. Additionally, I think her sloth comes as a result of literally avoiding her responsibilities.

Eternal Sugar can and WILL use Hollyberry's past failures against her. The fact that she ran away from her own kingdom and her missing grandaughter will be brought up.

Eternal Sugar's domain will have a Greek motif to it.

ES is gonna have long ass eyelashes. Pre-redemption Spinel style.

Trauma. What else is there to say?

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shroomie shenanigans… now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time….

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New theory, Cinnamon Cookie WILL be ADDED to kingdom this year (2025) and he WILL BE PEAK

no i am not coping

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WE DID IT

WE DID ITTT!!!!

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The toxic yaoi to doomed yuri (with pinch of religious psychosis) pipeline is real.

Update whiplash

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Manifesting Dark Cacao defeats SMILK in the Creme La Creme thing 🙏🙏🙏🙏 I love that silly jester but PLSS do not let bro wiin 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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So as cute the current update is with all the wedding themes and what not, Black Forest Cookies story is actually kind of dark?

It’s pretty obvious that she’s grown up in St Pastry, meaning she’s spent her whole life praying to and worshiping the witches. And based on her behaviour in the current event, we can see that this devotion grew into complete romantic obsession.

And that’s really messed up.

If you’re in or have been in a religion, you can probably imagine how concerning it would be if someone in that religion became that obsessed with what you prayed to, especially to the point of wanting to marry them. Hopefully, this would be considered unhealthy and this person would be dealt with appropriately.

Unfortunately, Black Forest isn't being let down at all.

The leaders of St Pastry are ENABLING THIS. Even claiming that this behaviour is desirable and others should copy. Also Reverend Mother tells who she’s talking to that they’re “doubting” and “lacking in faith” for questioning Black Forest’s safety…the manipulation is crazy.

Also Black Forest’s devotion physically alters her form, becoming more monstrous. Scary.

The only other person we’ve properly seen from the St Pastry order is Pastry Cookie, who also isn’t doing great after what we’ve seen in the cake tower thing story. I vaguely also remember something with St Pastry order in cookie odyssey but I’d have to rewatch it.

I honestly really hope this is all building up to something dramatic, likely in the 5th anniversary, because I think that could be really cool.

(Little disclaimer down here, I’m not trying to attack anyone’s real world religion, just this fictional one 👍)

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Just finished the story (A match made in the oven). IM SO GLAD THEY HAVENT FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE ORDER !!!!

Even tho it was pretty short, I have a feeling the story is meant to prepare us for future St. pastry mentions. (Hopefully) we will see more of them this year, especially the closer we get to Silent Salt’s update.

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Wow such a cute and silly update 🥰🥰🥰🥰 there’s def not gonna be anything weird or creepy in this 😊

NVM we might be cooked chat

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I present religious trauma yuri

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“A Match Made in The Oven”

First post on here! YIPPEEEEE! And why not start with something for our upcoming cookies?

Here's the two new cookies:

Wedding Cake Cookie : A cookie seemingly from the Creme Republic, working with the "Grand Mariage" wedding company.

Black Forest Cookie: Wedding Cake Cookie's customer.

Now, when watching the trailer, I'm pretty sure that everyone had already noticed the elephant in the room: Black Forest wants to marry a witch.

I've seen this being mentioned by a couple of people, but I think there is a good chance Black Forest Cookie could potentially be associated with the St. Pastry order. The way she speaks of "divine creators" and her seeming fanaticism towards them seems reallllyyyyy like certain other cookies we've seen. Also, this image from the trailer:

Its the same background associated with the St. Pastry Order.

This leads me to believe that we may see the order again! Which honestly, would be BIG. If I remember correctly, the last we properly saw of them was during the Cookie Odyssey back in 2022. The fact that the trailer also seems to allude to some sort of conflict during the wedding rehearsal could also hint at some sort of interruption, maybe the St. Pastry Order decides to strike again? Idk lol.

So, here's my guesses/predictions based on this info:

Black Forest Cookie is part of the St. Pastry Order, and her wedding is some sort of offering to the witches. (This is probably the most likely theory.)

Or,

2. Black Forest Cookie is a ghost of a cookie eaten by the witches.

Number 2 might seem a little bit of a stretch, but I think there is a slight possibility that Black Forest is already dead, and simply just a "ghost bride" of sorts. One of the biggest reasons why I believe this is due to her a skill voice lines in the trailer. Maybe I am hearing something that isn't there, but I swear she sounds echoey, almost like a spirit. Think about it, a ghost cookie named "Black Forest", the namesake of a forest known for its myths and mysteries. What could be more fitting? And let's be honest, it wouldn't be the first time Devsis pulls the "this cookie is dead" card (looking at you Onion Cookie). Perhaps Black Forest is a ghost simply re-playing the wedding that lead to her death.

That or we might actually just get a silly little wedding story that may somehow introduce the whole affection system, Idk. I really do hope we see more of the St. Pastry Order though, they've been LARGELY slept on for the past few years, it'd be cool to see what they have been up to.

Anyway, that's just a theory, A COOKIE THEORYY!!!!