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uhhhhhh

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firefly season 🎇

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"Ah yes. Me. My fiancée. And her 6 foot tall wedding planner. (who's also our boyfriend)."

"sometimes a family is just a woman, her husband, and their 6 foot tall wedding planner. (who's also our boyfriend)"

"The wedding planner here. A family is a loving girlfriend, an understanding boyfriend, and a man given a second chance."

and with that, the poly meme saga ends <3

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It's you!

Despite everything...

...it's still you <3

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I am okay with any of Cove's hairstyles, but I cannot stand that top 😭😭😭😭 it's so low and narrow it gives me anxiety. SIR, THIS IS A NIP SLIP WAITING TO HAPPEN

if you use this short hair on cove i do NOT trust you

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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IF NOT COVE HOLDEN WHY COVE HOLDEN-COLORED!?!?

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Late Night Swim 💙🌊

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I'm watching you💗💙

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A 14 Days With You Angel!

He came to me all of a sudden mid-game and proceeded to invade my head in the most random moments of the day, so I had to do something about it. Two very detailed character sheets later, the demons in my head told me to draw him. More about Dante under the cut!

He's just a guy trying to vibe and live life in peace. He moved back to his childhood town after a freak accident involving a fire, a big truck, and a banana peel almost killed both him and one of his friends. Dante had always found the place a bit overwhelming- too noisy and filled with trouble- but being so close to dying really put the mess of the city into perspective for him. 

He was a bit worried about finding a job in the small town of Corland Bay, but a miracle happened: he managed to find a job as a librarian! As a classic literature major, he was over the moon.

His daily life in the town is far from the fast pace he had to keep in the city. For the first time in ages, Dante has free time! He uses it to swim and party, but mostly, it goes straight to his biggest obsession: Attack on Giants. Dante's obsession has him in a chokehold; he has started to publish his own HarukoxReader fanfiction on AO3, gaining a bit of a following. 

While Corland Bay has its perks, Dante can't help but feel he has left something important in the city: opportunities. The city introduced him to wonderful people who pushed him out of his shell and to new experiences. Before moving, he had started to consider trying to seriously date someone. However, that hope has begun to die in his hometown. After all, the dating pool is significantly reduced. But who knows? Dante's always been one to look at the bright side, so he still has hope destiny is planning something unexpected. 

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A bit of an art rant:

Do I know how to use drawing programs? Barely. But can I draw traditional or otherwise? Fuck no.

Dante's drawing is really a Frankenstein from The Sims 4 and an old sprite of MCL's Nathaniel barely stitched together with frowns and hours of me staring at Krita. Still! He's made with so much love for this game and 0 AI because fuck that shit :D