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haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke

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Xero knight 

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positive side of being so slow and easily distracted is when i do finally release something i get to caption it with "12 Years In The Making"

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A drawing showing how Jim Henson Performed Kermit in The Muppet Movie’s swamp scene.

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a little painting inspired by Ophiuchus, a constellation sometimes referred to as the '13th Zodiac: the Serpent Bearer' ✨

#brbchasingdreams

prints | tutorials | my artbook

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“starry night” this, “café terrace at night” that, when are we going to talk about “two rats” by vincent van gogh?

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Its not quite finished but i wanted to share anyways, heres my Pressure OC, Stella and the custom monster i made for them! :) ill share a bit more about them later but for now i just rlly wanted to show them off.

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we NEED to make poly shipping more popular. instead of ousting that woman from a canon relationship with one of them for your man/man ship to work, consider keeping her there for 10x the laughter and drama. also, improves viewing experience and increases interest from bisexuals like myself

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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

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i love when characters don't get to die

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i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.

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the thing that gave you anxiety attacks for 2 years straight will be resolved on a random Wednesday morning btw

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hello average tumblr user. i want to play a game. in front of you is a female character. and i want you to genuinely and earnestly care about her without shipping her with a man, make her the mean lesbian best friend or the 'mum' friend. if you cannot manage to do this in the next 45 minutes i will release the hounds on you. live or die. make your choice

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When no amount of iced coffee is enough to cure your exhaustion. This is me in the summer, because it's so such an overstimulating season that I am constantly tired. I'm just grateful iced coffee exists!