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[cristinatheincredible]

✰ ⸻    𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐘   𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐌𝐍   𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒    !  ༄

some  really  cute ,  shippy  autumn  themed  prompts  for  the  cosy  autumn  feels !  feel  free  to  edit  as  you  see  fit .  add  [  +  ]  to  reverse  the  roles  for  the  word  prompts .  have  fun !

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄.

[ TACKLE ]  for  sender  to  tackle  receiver  into  a  freshly  accumulated  pile  of  leaves.

[ PUMPKIN SPICE ]  for  the  sender  and  receiver  to  share  a  pumpkin  spice  latte.

[ COLD ]  for  sender  to  give  receiver  their  gloves  or  scarf  because  it’s  chilly.

[ FOREST ]  for  the  sender  and  receiver  to  go  on  a  walk  in  the  forest.

[ LOST ]  for  sender  to  comfort  receiver  after  both  get  lost  together  in  a  corn  maze.

[ FACE PAINT ]  for  receiver  to  do  senders  halloween  makeup.

[ FIRE PLACE ]  for  sender  and  receiver  to  get  cosy  by  a  wood  burning  fire  place.

[ HAUNTED HOUSE ]  for  sender  to  guide  the  scared  receiver  through  a  haunted  house.

[ CONKERS ]  for  sender  and  receiver  to  collect  conkers  together.

[ SHOP ]  for  receiver  to  help  sender  out  with  buying  appropriate  autumn  attire.

[ CHESTNUTS ]  for  the  sender  and  receiver  to  roast  some  chestnuts  and  eat  together.

[ GHOST TOUR ]  for  the  sender  and  receiver  to  go  on  a  ghost  tour  together.

[ ORCHARD ]  for  the  sender  and  receiver  to  visit  an  orchard  together.

[ DECORATE ]  for  receiver  to  walk  in  and  see  sender  has  decorated  their  house  for  halloween.

[ JACK O’ LANTERN ]  for  the  sender  and  receiver  to  carve  pumpkins  together.

[ HORSE RIDING ]  for  the  sender  and  receiver  to  ride  together  through  the  woods.

[ COCKTAILS ]  for  the  sender  and  receiver  to  make  &  drink  DIY  autumn  /  halloween  cocktails.

[ MONSTER MASH ]  for  the  sender  and  receiver  to  dance  together  to  fun  halloween  music.

[ SCARED ]  for  sender  to  bury  their  face  in  receivers  shoulder  at  a  scary  scene  in  a  horror  movie.

[ COSTUME ]  for  receiver  to  reveal  their  halloween  costume  to  sender.  (  write  what  their  costume  is  if  reversed !  )

[ FANGS ]  for  sender  to  playfully  bite  receiver  with  plastic  fangs.

[ STICKY ]  for  sender  to  wipe  sticky  candy  from  receivers  face  after  they’ve  eaten  a  candy  apple.

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐓𝐖𝐎.

“  oh  my  …   how  scary  … ”

“  your  hands  freezing ,  here  hold  onto  mine.  ”

“  ouch -  ouch ,  help  !  i  can’t  get  my  costume  off  !  ”

“  shall  i  bite  you  and  turn  you  immortal  so  we  can  live  together  forever  ? ”

“  you  have  whipped  cream  on  your  top  lip.  here ,  let  me  just …  ”

“  you  look  really  cute  in  warm  clothes.  ”

“  this  pumpkin  kinda  looks  like  you. ”

“  did  you  just  bite  me  in  the  neck  ?  ”

“  the  ghost  isn’t  real ,  he’s  an  actor.  i’ll  still  punch  him  if  you  want -  ”

“  no ,  it  looks  fine  !  we  can  carve  another  one  !  ”

“  rainy  mornings  make  it  impossible  to  get  up …  ”

“  let  me  practice  my  halloween  make - up  on  you  ?  ”

“  you’ve  been  painting  my  face  for  hours,  can  i  see  ?  ”

“  it  gets  dark  so  early  nowadays.  wanna  go  for  a  walk  ?  ”

“  it’s  so  romantic  when  it’s  dark  like  this  in  the  evening ,  don’t  you  think  ?  ”

“  if  we  get  any  more  pumpkins  they’ll  need  to  close  the  pumpkin  patch.  ”

“  mmm …  i’m  trying  to  watch  the  movie  !  ”

“  we  totally  match  !  ”

“  oh ,  a  leaf  just  fell  in  your  hair.  ”

“  i  want  you  all  to  myself  this  halloween.  ”

“  i  told  you  to  wear  more  layers.  here ,  wear  my  jacket -  ”

“  heh …  your  nose  is  red.  ”

[cristinatheincredible]

Awkward Romance Sentences

(Sentences from various sources for muses who aren't so great at flirting and romance. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I suppose you do have a very nice face."

"Yeah, I guess I could have been a bad boy, but instead I'm a good boy who's still a bit of a bad boy."

"I guess I love you too."

"Are you opposed to sex?"

"Something tells me you're not a flowers kind of guy."

"I was just wondering if, um- If you might like to come out for a drink with me sometime?"

"I'm sorry, were you thinking about me in the bath?"

"Why did you kiss me?"

"You smell good."

"I don't really do that small talk stuff very well..."

"Why did you come over in the middle of the night?"

"Has anyone ever told you that you have lovely hands?"

"As you know, small talk isn't my strong suit. Actually, a friend thought that a list of prepared topics may help..."

"Can we just forget the last few minutes and remember what came before?"

"Do you really regard this touching of the lips as pleasurable?"

"I'm not attracted to many people."

"I'm sorry that I kissed you. To be honest, I'm a little bit embarrassed about it."

"So, um, I really enjoyed meeting you, and I thought if, you know, you weren't busy, maybe on Saturday we could..."

"So, have you got a boyfriend, or...?"

"What we've been doing... It isn't indecent, is it?"

"You know, if you ask a girl out for coffee, you should have something to say."

"What are you doing in my bed?"

"Kissing is unhygienic."

"We don't know each other well enough for you to say something like that to me."

"I'm a little swamped right now. Can we do lunch another time?"

"I want to know how you feel about me."

"At school, were you away the day they taught reproduction?"

[cristinatheincredible]

soulmemes​:

send  “ only  one  bed. “  for  our  muses  to  be  in  a  hotel  room  where  they  must  share  a  bed.

[cristinatheincredible]

“Geez, just thinking about how much taller all of you are makes me feel like a different species,” she laughed, rubbing her fingers against her temples. “I swear, your family tree needs to be studied because it baffles me how big you all are.” Cristina twirled her glass between her fingers and grinned. “I love all of you too. Really. Even if I feel like I need a step stool in every family photo we take,” she added jokingly.

❛ i thought you’d like some company. ❜  (Bill (dad Bill or Grandpa Bill is your call))

@jamesfactscalvin

@jamesfactscalvin

“Oh, well, company would be nice, actually,” Cristina commented, looking at the last swallow of wine in her glass. “I can only be alone with my thoughts for so long before I need someone else. Come, sit.”

[cristinatheincredible]

“You know I’d love your body no matter what, right? I mean, all the muscles and everything are a bonus to everything else I love about you,” Cristina assured her, nosing against her neck contently. “I wouldn’t mind carrying them, but there are a lot of kids who need homes too…”

“I’m passing the phone to someone who proposed to me at the exact same time I proposed to her.” (Jamie)

@jamesfactscalvin

send in " i'm passing the phone to someone who..." + a reference to something the receiver's muse either did one time or does regularly that deserves a bit of teasing and a bit of a call-out, and the receiver's muse will respond in turn!:

@jamesfactscalvin

Cristina laughed loudly, remembering that exact moment she often thought about multiple times a day. “Hey!” She hummed for a moment as she tried to rack her brain for a response. “Well, I’m passing the phone to someone who can pick me up and throw me like I weigh nothing!”

[cristinatheincredible]

“Right, I forgot that I married into a family who has never needed ladders in their entire lives,” she laughed. Cristina clung to her wife happily and pressed a kiss to her cheek. “Ah, yes, I’ll forever be the shortest one in our family if that happens,” she noted, pressing a couple more kisses to her face.

“I’m passing the phone to someone who proposed to me at the exact same time I proposed to her.” (Jamie)

@jamesfactscalvin

send in " i'm passing the phone to someone who..." + a reference to something the receiver's muse either did one time or does regularly that deserves a bit of teasing and a bit of a call-out, and the receiver's muse will respond in turn!:

@jamesfactscalvin

Cristina laughed loudly, remembering that exact moment she often thought about multiple times a day. “Hey!” She hummed for a moment as she tried to rack her brain for a response. “Well, I’m passing the phone to someone who can pick me up and throw me like I weigh nothing!”

[cristinatheincredible]

Cristina laughed a little and held her glass over, a silent request for a refill. “You mean besides the fact that I feel like I’m living in a land of giants?” She joked. “You all are so wonderful though, I really do feel like I’m part of the family.”

❛ i thought you’d like some company. ❜  (Bill (dad Bill or Grandpa Bill is your call))

@jamesfactscalvin

@jamesfactscalvin

“Oh, well, company would be nice, actually,” Cristina commented, looking at the last swallow of wine in her glass. “I can only be alone with my thoughts for so long before I need someone else. Come, sit.”

[cristinatheincredible]

Costume Sentence Starters

Happy Halloween! Send my muse a reaction to seeing them in a costume, whether positive or not so positive. 

“Wait. We were supposed to dress up?” “You look…adorable!” “Ah! J-jeez, I didn’t even recognize you!” “Ugh, you know I hate that mask!” “Are you really going to go out like that?” “I don’t know. I think we’re a bit too old to dress up.” “You don’t think it’s a little too revealing?” “I don’t have to match, do I?” “I’m not so sure about our theme this year.” “Oh shit, I didn’t get a costume for myself!” “How do you still look beautiful in zombie makeup?” “Okay, I admit, I like it.” “You know what would look good with that costume? Fire. Burn it.” “I think you might offend someone with this.” “What are you even supposed to be?” “Wow. Maybe we should stay home and have our own party.” “You know, it’s not really a costume if you just dress like yourself.” “Ooh, I love your costume!” “Wow, how creative, you look like a normal person for once!” “Well, it’s certainly original.” “How much fake blood did you use?!” “Whoa. You really went all out this year.” “This isn’t a costume. You’re just wearing a pair of cat ears.” “I feel like there’s an inside joke here but I don’t get it.” “Honestly, you’re terrifying.” “You look way too incredible to wear this for only one day.” “You look like something that crawled out of hell and I love it.” “I’m going to be seeing you in my nightmares. Thanks for that.” “Are you serious? I was going to be the same thing!” “Please don’t make me dress up.” “I’ll go with you, but I don’t do couple costumes.” “I think you spent more on the dog/cat’s costume than your own.” “Wow, did you make this yourself?” “I think this costume really reflects who you are as a person.” “Your costume is ten times better looking than mine.” “This is the most elaborate costume I have ever seen.” “Why are you wearing a trash bag as a costume?” “Did you just steal my clothes to dress up as me for Halloween?”

[cristinatheincredible]

❝ don’t forget your scarf,  it’s cold out. ❞ ❝ are you coming to thanksgiving dinner? ❞ ❝ i baked pumpkin pie! ❞ ❝ apple cider is better than pumpkin spice. ❞ ❝ pumpkin spice is better than apple cider. ❞ ❝ if i hear pumpkin spice one more time i’m gonna scream. ❞ ❝ it’s halloween,  motherfucker. ❞ ❝ did you see something move in the woods? ❞ ❝ look,  a full moon! ❞ ❝ are you ready for pumpkin carving? ❞ ❝ do you want tea or hot chocolate? ❞ ❝ man,  you don’t sound good. ❞ ❝ i’m so over flu season. ❞ ❝ i made you some soup! ❞ ❝ any ideas on couples costumes? ❞ ❝ they’re not christmas lights if they’re orange. ❞ ❝ here,  take my sweater. ❞ ❝ let’s have a bonfire. ❞ ❝ have you seen my fake blood? ❞ ❝ that’s not fake. ❞ ❝ hocus pocus or some shit. ❞ ❝ look at these fuckin’ bats! ❞ ❝ is that body real or fake? ❞ ❝ it’s freezing outside. ❞  ❝ NO!  it’s not supposed to snow yet! ❞ ❝ what are you,  a constipated ghost? ❞ ❝ i don’t think that’s sex moaning. ❞ ❝ pretty sure this place is haunted. ❞ ❝ i’m not going in there. ❞ ❝ happy turkey day! ❞ ❝ wanna go apple picking? ❞

[cristinatheincredible]

“I’m passing the phone to someone who proposed to me at the exact same time I proposed to her.” (Jamie)

@jamesfactscalvin

send in " i'm passing the phone to someone who..." + a reference to something the receiver's muse either did one time or does regularly that deserves a bit of teasing and a bit of a call-out, and the receiver's muse will respond in turn!:

@jamesfactscalvin

Cristina laughed loudly, remembering that exact moment she often thought about multiple times a day. “Hey!” She hummed for a moment as she tried to rack her brain for a response. “Well, I’m passing the phone to someone who can pick me up and throw me like I weigh nothing!”

[cristinatheincredible]

❛ i thought you’d like some company. ❜  (Bill (dad Bill or Grandpa Bill is your call))

@jamesfactscalvin

@jamesfactscalvin

“Oh, well, company would be nice, actually,” Cristina commented, looking at the last swallow of wine in her glass. “I can only be alone with my thoughts for so long before I need someone else. Come, sit.”

[cristinatheincredible]

Send “Give me some sugar baby!” and My Muse will crawl onto Your Muses’ lap and kiss them

[cristinatheincredible]

&. 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬.

( this is basically just a very self indulgent list of various fluff, angst, and suggestive themed dialogue sentence starters. )

❛ i could keep you safe. they’re all afraid of me. ❜

❛ i’m trying to fix your hair, so hold still. ❜

❛ your heart is beating so fast right now. ❜

❛ promise me you’ll still be here when i wake up. ❜

❛ you’re not as bad as everyone says you are. ❜

❛ i thought you’d like some company. ❜ 

❛ clean yourself up. you're getting blood all over the place. ❜

❛ here, give this a try and tell me what you think. ❜

❛ you can kiss me, you know. ❜

❛ come back to bed. ❜

❛ you look good like this. ❜

❛ working together again, it’s just like old times. ❜

❛ how is it you always know what i need, huh? ❜

❛ you’re lucky you got away with only a scratch. ❜ 

❛ i can’t imagine losing someone like that. i’m sorry. ❜

❛ you know you can always talk to me. ❜

❛ the only one who gets to kill you, is me. ❜

❛ so, what do i owe this pleasure? ❜

❛ ah, so you aren’t heartless after all. ❜

❛ may i have this dance? ❜ 

❛ it’s okay, you can touch me. i won't break. ❜

❛ enemies make the best lovers, you know. ❜

❛ hold still. this might sting a little. ❜

❛ we can't keep doing this. ❜ 

❛ you look like you've got something to say. ❜

❛ just relax and let me take care of you. ❜

❛ thought you’d be lighter without all that blood. ❜

❛ i had it under control. you didn’t need to do that. ❜

❛ everything looks so beautiful from up here. ❜

❛ you treat all your ladies like this? ❜

❛ well? how do i look? ❜

❛ can’t sleep? ❜

❛ do you mind if i smoke? ❜

❛ i’m scared of ending up alone. ❜

❛ i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile. ❜

❛ how long has it been since you've slept? ❜

❛ you are losing my interest, and that’s very dangerous. ❜

❛ i’d suffer hell if you’d tell me what you’d do to me tonight. ❜

❛ you look really pretty right now. ❜

❛ i’ve never cared for anyone the way i care for you. ❜

❛ i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know. ❜

❛ just a few more stitches and you’ll be as good as new. ❜

❛ i’d say we make a pretty good team. ❜

❛ i want you to forget this ever happened. ❜

❛ i'm here for business — not pleasure. ❜

❛ if i didn't know any better, i'd say you were jealous. ❜

❛ you'd look better down on your knees. ❜

❛ fine, keep acting like you hate me. ❜

❛ kiss me again. ❜

❛ are you asking me out on a date? ❜

❛ just sit there and look pretty and let me handle this. ❜

❛ you okay? caught you staring off into space again. ❜

❛ well, i do feel better now that you're here. ❜

❛ i'm not drunk enough for this. ❜ 

❛ why is it whenever we see each other, you’re covered in blood? ❜

❛ i was wrong about you. ❜ 

❛ the first time i met you, i had no idea you'd mean this much. ❜

❛ you gonna be a good girl / boy for me? ❜

❛ i’m not afraid of you. ❜

❛ books mean more to me than people anyway. ❜

❛ i just wanted to say thank you for protecting me. ❜

❛ how about a kiss goodnight? ❜

❛ i don’t have time for distractions right now. ❜

❛ you shouldn’t be out here by yourself. ❜ 

❛ if i have to think about one more thing today, my head will explode. ❜

[cristinatheincredible]

random, unhinged dialogue … sentence starters

“You ever think about frogs?”

“I laugh like a Batman villain.”

“I want to ride a capybara into battle.”

“Rehydrate me with the tears of my enemies.”

“I want to punch someone under the full moon.”

“I will fistfight my own body in a dimly lit parking lot.”

“We could be mortal enemies, but you’re a coward.”

“I want to stand on a cliffside at sunset and scream.”

“I wish I could fly. Or at least, like… menacingly hover.”

“I just had a week’s worth of sodium and I crave more.”

“My body is at war with itself, and I’m leading the charge.”

“I’m going into the woods to scream. Who’s coming with me?”

“I don’t want to sleep. I want to slip into delirium, its more fun.”

“I want a hug. I want a hug so tight I end up in a full body cast.”

“I’ve been a clown so long, my shoes are no longer even squeaky.”

“I wish I could hibernate like a bear. And maul those who anger me.”

“It tastes like chemicals, but the kind of chemicals that taste yummy.”

“I just ate a whole jar of peanut butter. And it did nothing to fill the void.”

“Yeah, I’m having a breakdown. But, I still have the mom friend energy.”

“If you kiss someone open-mouthed, it feels like making out with a fish.”

“I had higher expectations once, too. I’ve since handed them down to the devil.”

“If I am awake, then I’m in pain. And I will share it with those who displease me.”

“We’re out of band-aids. On an unrelated note, I might need to go to the hospital.”

“Clothes are a social construct. I’m stripping naked and prowling the streets like the gremlin I am.”

“Am I crying? Yes. Am I going to acknowledge it further? No. And I expect you to do the same, thank you.”

“I accidentally singed my fingerprints off. I can do horrible crimes, now… like, stealing all the dogs from the pet store.”

[cristinatheincredible]

send in " i'm passing the phone to someone who..." " + a reference to something the receiver's muse either did one time or does regularly that deserves a bit of teasing and a bit of a call-out, and the receiver's muse will respond in turn!

EXAMPLE: "i'm passing the phone to someone who still doesn't know the difference between anchovies and artichokes." "...i'm passing the phone to someone who thinks the lyrics to elton john's tiny dancer are "all the clubs have tiny dancers"."

[cristinatheincredible]

🌱 Emoji Starters: Being Given Things:

Send the emoji and [send] to send the item to my muse.

Send the emoji and [give] to give the item to my muse in person.

🌸: Bouquet of flowers

💌: A letter (bonus if you specify what’s in it)

🗡: A fancy dagger

🌱: A tiny houseplant

⛓: An arrest warrant

👀: A search warrant

✨: Jewelry (bonus if you specify what kind)

🍽: Some warm food

☕️: A warm cup of coffee

🥂: An alcoholic drink

🎁: A gift box

📘: A textbook

📔: A journal (bonus if you specify what’s in it, if anything)

[cristinatheincredible]

👻୧‿︵‿︵ Send me 🚿 to join my muse in the shower or 🛁 to join them in the bathtub. Please specify muse if interacting with a multi muse.