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the summer is for having the worst time of your life

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This one goes out for everyone, please TAG YOUR SPIDERS PEOPLE

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One of my favorite genres of post

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Do you have any tips for time management?

I usually don’t know what day it is

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I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!!! I WANT IT ALL AND NONE OF IT!!!

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big year for letting time pass you by

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protective ward

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(Making small talk) yeah I’ve been having some new and intriguing stomach issues lately

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Whats up ladies i im several years behind

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fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

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Look me straight in the eyes and tell me your current music taste isn’t what your father played in the car when you were a kid.

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Taylor Swift discourse simulator where every time you make an argument the simulation responds with "there are others who do this" as if it were literally the only argument programmed in.

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Purity Politics

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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.