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HATE that were calling every recipe Marry Me [Recipe]…. Fucking hate that. How bout Frig My Clit Brownies. Kill Yourself At My Feet Pasta. Shut The Fuck Up And Pay My Grocery Bill Cookies (vegan).

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just found out in medieval france, having a lion on your coat of arms was so prevalent that there was literally a colloquial proverb to clown on knights for being basic and not having a real coat of arms. the hate game was so strong back then. imagine medieval hate anons

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Duuuuuude

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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Popular history books are certainly cheaper and easier to read than textbooks but because they’re trying to tell a story and keep readers engaged they usually oversimplify things. Often towards the author’s personal bias. This greatly frustrates me sometimes but I can’t afford textbooks and I don’t have the time to comb through archives myself so they’ll have to do I guess

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it is kinda funny when you forget how absurdly hostile most online communities are to transfemininity in general until you dip your toes into one that isn't 90% transfems

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Agatha Christie Characters:

Mrs. Chattersly (Annoying English woman)

Mme. Raggedescu (elderly European matriarch)(everyone hates her)

The Colonel (military guy who lies all the time)

Dick Boston (Fast-talking white American)

John Euro (exclusively here to argue with The Colonel)

The Italian (The Italian)

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My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

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Sword, Korea, 17th-19th century

from The National Museum of Korea

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Triple the obese lynx budget

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What embarrassing cunts on this website are doing ‘Hogwarts Legacy Pride Week’???

Harry Potter fans don’t deserve any fucking peace, your support contributes directly to JK Rowling’s financial and cultural capital that she uses to attack vulnerable people.

Quite literally funding the legislation that makes people’s lives worse. And don’t even pretend to be doing it to ‘spite JK Rowling’, it’s fucking embarrassing.

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John Green may be a little "cringe" but credit where credit is due at least he's a YA author who made his special interest trying to expand tuberculosis care instead of trying to make a living hell for trans women and other LGBTQ+s

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the best thing about learning history details chronologically but already knowing the broad strokes is that it means you're always guessing how the byzantines' plot armour is going to manifest itself this time

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I need people on this site to stop acting like the Indigenous groups of North America are gone. They are still alive, they are still trying to live. Yes they are the victims of genocide, yes a lot of their cultures and languages have been lost, but acting like they are completely gone helps no one but the genocidal.