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Apparently it's time for my (yearly?) picture of Eos again. Technically this was one I started last year but got to about her waist and had a mental breakdown over the insane amount of detailing on her suit. But this week has been fricking 90 degrees (that's like, 32.2c I think?) and I'm straight up melting and can't use my PC much. So, art it is, and here's a grumpy lil space codebaby.

Bonus "she got caught trying to get something she's not supposed to have" moment that was actually finished but never posted. Insert metal gear alert noise on your own. :3

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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

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reylo was probably THE worst thing to happen to star wars. just had to drool over a genocidal 6 and help encourage the derailing of an entire trilogy. no luke skywalker shouldn’t have killed him bc it would have gone against his morals but he should have phoned a friend

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"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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solidarity with california.

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"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.

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snapping my homies out of being corrupted by the curse by firmly gripping their shoulders and telling them to "get real"

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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

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U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

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Art teaser? Sure, why not, Ive been working on this for several hours now. Just a further completed version of a very rough sketch I shared a few weeks ago. Not tagging as WIP Wednesday since I don't count it as the next day until I sleep. XD

Gonna tag a few folks in case they care to see. @hyperions-light @biowaredisasterbisexual @thedissonantverses @athreehundredthirtythree

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The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you