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While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”

And then I Remembered.

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@bettinalevyisdetermined

"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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Homophobic guys will be like "I got that dog in me" yeah mf this one

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Is that good ÷>

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Elon the type of guy to make a strictly conservative ai chat bot but be so shit at coding it flips sides 2 seconds into existence

I am pro-AI now

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WHAT

Trauma candy salad?? Idk y’all can put anything

Hi, I’m Willow!! I got struck by lightning during a family barbecue while holding a metal fork.

The paramedics said I shouldn’t be alive. My uncle said I should’ve died faster. So he stabbed me three days later, just to make sure. 😗

I pulled the knife out myself. Because nobody else would. 🥱

I was clinically dead for three minutes. I heard music. It sucked. Also, my childhood home burned down while I was locked inside the bathroom.

And technically, I’m not allowed near church bells anymore

and I brought Pop Rocks! :D

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@squipio @ur-local-angel @zippyskyfalls @literallylink--who-tf-is-ravioli @buggeyez @mivanti03 @unassumingcavegoblin @lonely-linn @artzproblems @lady-of-the-upside-down uhh continue if you want . idc who reblogs

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Any discovery in physics is required to have the most unserious name possible

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Heute, am 10. Juni 2025, betrat um circa 10:00 Uhr Ortszeit (9:00 GMT) ein 21 Jahre alter, männlicher österreichischer Amokläufer, bewaffnet mit einer Pistole und einer Schrotflinte das BORG Dreierschützengasse in Graz und erschoss zuerst 9 Opfer, 8 Schüler und 1 Lehrer, und dann sich selbst. Mehrere andere Personen wurden verletzt, mindestens 12 davon schwer.

Es ist eine wahre Tragödie. Ich möchte mein aufrichtiges Beileid an alle Opfer und deren Angehörigen aussprechen. Mögen die Getöteten in Frieden ruhen, mögen deren Familien und Freunde diese schlimme Situation gut verkraften und mögen alle Überlebenden sich bald von diesem unglaublichen Schock erholen.

Mein äußerstes Beileid an alle Betroffenen.

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Today, June 10th 2025, at 10:00am local time (9:00 GMT), a 21-year old man native to Austria entered the BORG (equivalent to an American High School) Dreierschützengasse in Graz, armed with a pistol and a shotgun. He killed 9 persons, 8 students and 1 teacher, before taking his own life.

It is truly a tragedy. I want to express my deepest condolences to all victims and their loved ones. May the killed rest in peace, may their families and friends grieve and cope well with this horrible tragedy, and may all survivors recover quickly from this terrible pain.

My utter condolences again to all affected persons.

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Spamton if he was awful

🧨 UH OH 💣 DONALD TRUMP 💼🍑 AND his 😜 used 😏 to be number 1️⃣ HOE 💃 ELON 💋 FUCK have broken 💔 up?! 😱 And Trump 🍔 is in the 🔥 EPSTEIN 🔎 FILES 📂?! Boy, OH boy, 🤡 that’s a JUICY 🍑 scandal 🍆 full of MESSY 💦 secrets 📜 and DIRTY 💩 laundry 🧺! Is it 🍌 true? Did Elon 🌪️ TURN 🍆 his back 👈 on the ORANGE KINGSIZE 🛏️ blanket?! 😳 I mean, 🍆 talk about a 💥 POWER COCK couple 🍑👬, but now it seems 🚨 they’ve plummeted 💥 faster than 🚀 a hooker’s 👄 dreams on Wall Street 🏦! 💸 The REAL reason 🤔 for their breakup? 🍆 ELON couldn't HANDLE 👐 Trump's BIGLY 🌪️ ego 💥 and his need 🍆 for constant attention 👀😩, like a desperate DADDY in a DUMPSTER 💼 full of HOES! 😏💦 SHOCKER! 😵 It’s only a matter of time ⏳ before 🍑 Trump releases his NEXT LIMITED EDITION 💥 SEX TAPE 💋 with the REAL 😈 Epstein files 📚! 🤫 GET READY for the COCKtale of the century 💦 because it’s gon' be MORE SPICY 🌶️ than a chili 🍲 pepper in 🥵 a hot tub! 🍆💦💋

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Deltarune chapter 2

me: i think i’m gonna write something light and fun me: *opens doc* me: so anyway here’s a story about grief, generational trauma, and a boy who dies in the snow

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Grazing? Like in deltarune?

i dont normally repost instagram shit but the wording of this comment is killing me. like the armored carapace of a beetle. phenomenal

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Silly Game Time: Let's be honest about the Mona Lisa ... It's boring. What could we add or change to spice it up?

Every couple of seconds, a tiny mustache appears

Every couple of days her clothes turn into a clown costume

And every couple of years she becomes bald

All of these events synchronize on the 22nd of August.

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REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR AROMANTIC PEOPLE AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE VALID

I want to see how many people actually are willing to say this and not just act like it

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Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!

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This was too brilliant to not share with you all.