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jrpg fans be like it gets really good 30 hours in. and mmo fans be like it gets really good 9000 hours in . and hamburger fans be like, it gets good at the first bite

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Id fuck tigress from king fu panda

but would she fuck you? humble yourself

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i cant play horror games man fuck what if i turn the corner and see a thing or something

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What Da Hell goin on on here Lol

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sorry bro can't go out tonight. i'm stuck in an eternal state of melancholy

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bad ending: the farmer sells out to Joja good ending: the farmer restores the community center and Pierre beats up Morris bad ending++: Morris goes to law school and comes back 4 years later as a Monsanto goon and hits the farmer with a killer lawsuit good ending++: same as above but the farmer teams up w/ Marlon and Pierre to disappear him in the mines true ending: the farmer must enter the water purifier even though it’s been established that abigail is immune to radiation

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https://www.instagram.com/p/Bh308erlW5h/?

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bro i hate to tell you this but your girl just teleported to my castle in wizard101

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my mom is so mad shes like “why does your brother post such dumbass memes” jhgfghgfdsdfghj

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why don’t you build a little birdhouse in your soul and maybe you’ll calm down 

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see the thing i love about bojack horseman is that the cat is pink

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what’s the mead sis........ the wenches are squabbling .......

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