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who let this bird on the train

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I feel like I need to tell everyone how brilliantly the Globe incorporated a deaf Gildenstern into the 2018 Hamlet and then force all of you to watch it

ok, so Gildenstern is played by a deaf actor, Nadia Nadarajah. he* signs all his lines, and either Rosencratz interprets for him, or the person he’s talking to says something that makes it obvious what he just said, depending. how each character reacts to Gildenstern is completely in-character and often hilarious

Claudius and Gertrude are intensely awkward around Gildenstern. they obviously don’t know BSL so they just gesture emphatically but aimlessly when they talk.

Hamlet, who of course is friends with R&G, *does* know BSL. he starts off by signing fluently whenever he’s talking to them but, as his distrust of them grows, he signs less and less until he’s only signing the equivalent of “fuck off” whenever he talks

Polonius just shouts really loud whenever he tries to talk to Gildenstern

it’s all brilliant and adds another layer of humor and pathos and you should all watch it

*casting at the Globe right now is gender neutral so I’m just going to use the character’s pronouns

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pizza wolf friday

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mama + fawn

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the overwhelming majority of trans adults currently alive did not have access to gender-affirming surgeries, puberty blockers, and hormones as kids. while we fight for every person, including every child, to have gender affirming care on-demand, it's also important to remember not to paint lack of access to trans care as a death sentence for kids who currently lack other options. inaccessibility of trans care is painful, especially for very young people, but it isn't certain death. together, in community, we can stay alive and fight for a future where we all get what we need.

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you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

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i walk a fine line between “i’m asexual and i hate how much the world revolves around sex” and “sex is way too stigmatized and people should be able to be more open about it if they want to”

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one way to instantly make an unfunny post is to imply the people posting about our weird kinks on here never get laid irl

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this is a cute online doll we found. everyone say “hello doll” and be niceys ok.

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hmph! every time you jerk off onto my glass case i drive another cursed wedge into your mortal soul and when the third pierces the shallow husk of your heart you'll- ah, oh but you look so cute collapsing on the floor and panting and pathetically cleaning the display glass. fine, i forgive you this time but next time you're cursed for real

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I wish kinky sex ed wasn't so stigmatized even among left-leaning "sex positive" circles. Everyone's all "uwu I'm a sub I'll do anything you ask" okay mommy wants you to read The New Bottoming Book so you learn how to sub without hurting yourself since your sex ed up to this point is porn and your ex boyfriend Jared who liked to choke you incorrectly

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the sounds of blooming flowers