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trans unity

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GET BIG SANDWICH YOUR CITY NOW

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forbidden knowledge

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lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

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(Rude school bully voice) LOL aren’t you that guy who listens to music?

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Choices when talking to Ralsei in Deltarune feel like this

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can i interest u in a box of friend??

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"my doctor is refusing to prescribe me this medication I need because they think I'm displaying 'drug seeking behavior'"

-> "it sucks so bad that the institution of medicine empowers people to be so ableist and just refuse treatment to addicts based on vibes" yeah it sure does

-> "addicts are to blame for this" bro is onto nothing 🔥🔥🔥

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Why would you drink alcohol when you can drink literally anything else

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My family has started calling my cat "the beast" which is very funny considering she's a 19yo arthritic old lady who needs help up and down the stairs. Not to mention she doesn't really meow any more, just sits and stares at you, and im the only one who can reliably guess what she wants, so my parents are constantly messaging me "The beast awakens... I know not what she desires 😥😥" i feel like the chosen prophet of an eldritch god

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pov: you try to call your enemy gay as a joke but he is actually gay

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God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

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Wtf somebody plagiarized my funny reblog

Didn't even bother recreating the same concept for plausible deniability. Just straight up copy+pasted my post.