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me: i love you but please, please do not step on my keyboard. go a foot out of your way and go around

my lovable yet ungrateful cat, a troublegirl and a fiend: you could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my nature 

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takes that hand challenge to a whole new level

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Imagine going to the Oracle at Delphi and it’s one of those days where her brain’s overshot the immediate future so all she’s doing is spouting no context memes.

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The kingsman fight but Mamma Mia sung by Meryl Streep is playing

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Big lick energy

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Good morning, Who are we cancelling today?

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ur alignment based on how u rinse after brushing ur teeth

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when they jonas brothers were like “i came from the year 3000..not much has changed but they live underwater..” that was a politically charged remark about climate change and we all ignored it

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I miss my family.

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JOIN THE INTROVERT NATION MOVEMENT

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O lado bom da vida é de bruços, abraçando o travesseiro, com uma perna esticada e a outra não.

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Where’s Violet? What happened to Dash? WHY IS JACK-JACK SO BIG!?

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you: not every post is about you

me: damn this is about how i think every post is about me

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Mood: musical bootlegs with wacky titles as to throw off the copyright police