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trying to seductively get on my knees for you but my knees crack so loud it echoes and i’m stuck there for five minutes

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i must not stir the pot. stirring the pot is the notifications-killer. participation in the discourse is the little-death that brings total activity obliteration. i will face the bad opinions on the internet. i will permit them to pass over me and through me. and when they have gone past, i will turn the block button onto their source. where the discourse has come from there will be nothing. only i will remain.

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This is how many bullets they shot on a fucking kid.

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"its a texas chainsaw miracle"

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tattoos by @soft.point on instagram

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letting my wife kill me during sex does not make me a bottom or a sub. it simply means i love my wife

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do drugs jack off kill yourself then wake up in the morning and have a cup of cawfie n eat some cigarettes

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Everything everywhere all at once is a film about a girl ripping the entire universe apart just to find a part of her mother that she feels understands her. And everything everywhere all at once is a film about a mother ripping the entire universe apart just to understand her daughter. And my chest feels like it’s caving in when I think about it too long

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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

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good morning i have a project for stats class and need responses to this google form. i do not require any personal information

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bro we have to shotgun the weed. its not gay its just financially smart to do it. we get twice the value out of weed. come on just kiss me

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

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if u like piña coladas

and getting shot in the brain

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“It’s all memories now, and distance.”

— John Koethe, from “Falling Water,” North Point North: New and Selected Poems (Harper Perennial, 2003)

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