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CROCKERCORD WELCOMES YOU...

ATTENTION WORTHLESS YET MODERATELY AMBITIOUS FLESH UNITS,

It is with a synergy of tremendous aptitude and reluctantly-given generosity that HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION and the vastly superior minds of CROCKERCORP LTD now open limited enrollment to the Narrative Simulation Campaign (CODENAME: CROCKERCORD).

YOU, YES YOU.

THE ONE OVER THERE. SLOUCHING CREATURE OF MEAT AND HOLOGRAPHICS, HAVE BEEN GRANTED A RARE CHANCE TO SERVE THE ONGOING EXPANSION OF YOUR CANON. UNDER THE DIRECT ADMINISTRATIVE SUPERVISION OF ESSENTIAL NEW AGE CROCKERCORP MIND MANAGEMENT FACILITATION UNITS, YOU MAY PROCEED TO THE MEDIA INTELLIGENCE HARVESTATION DOCUMENT IN THE LINK BELOW IF, AND ONLY IF:

YOU ARE 18+ YEARS OF AGE, WELL INTO YOUR PUPATION CYCLE.

YOU ARE CAPABLE OF CONSTRUCTING COHERENT SENTENCES.

YOU HAVE THE INSATIABLE URGE TO SHIT HOT EXCREMENT INTO YOUR HANDS AND CLAP BODACIOUSLY OUT OF RESPECT OF IN CHARACTER IMMERSION (OOC is conducted in DMS. Your feelings are repulsive to us and therefore of no value. Get over it.)

YOUR MUSE IS OF PUPATION AGE 18+ AND NOT A WHIMPERING SHITWORM WIGGLER.

GLORY TO CROCKERCORP. GLORY TO THE CONDESCE. GLORY TO NARRATIVE CONTROL AND CONSUMER LOYALTY.

OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME.

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Hi, and welcome to CROCKERCORD! An in-character Homestuck Discord roleplay server administered graciously by Her Imperious Condescension and the narrative-controlling fist of CrockerCorp™.

CROCKERCORD is a literate 18+ Homestuck Discord RP server that takes place in a campaign setting! We’re focused on in character immersion, collaborative world building and keeping a tone that feels like Homestuck's classic blend of satire and emotional narrative.

What to expect:

Literate roleplay, chat or paragraph style.

18+ players and characters. Unfortunately, we will not be accepting OC's into the server.

NO EXPLICIT CONTENT!

Violence requires tags, extreme violence is prohibited. In character communication is encouraged! Doubles are ALWAYS allowed and welcomed with the exception of Alpha John Crocker and Alpha Dave Strider, due to the narrative and lore of the campaign. These two are essentially our dungeon masters!

We are currently accepting applications for the VERY FIRST TIME! If this is something you think would tickle your fancy, have a go at filling out our form with a writing sample and character pitch.

APPLY >> HERE <<!

(Got Questions? Or Milk? DM us here.)

The narrative belongs to us now. Submit your arc - or be rewritten.