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when i tell you i had an aneurysm

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The day I managed to lift the Kubota off its back axle was the day I stopped giving a shit about performative manliness. These days I can enjoy delicious pink drinks with all sorts of sparkly bullshit in, and if anyone doesn't like it in still the hillbilly who can lift a tractor.

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How can people not love these wonderful creatures?

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Was Ea Nasir's copper really that shitty, or was Nanni like one of those weapons grade goobers who leave bafflingly incoherent google reviews?

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what if mudwings were like ducks and the males were more colorful?

for varying modes of gender expression, i would imagine these colorful patches can be hidden or they can be added in with colorful paints.

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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

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Pov: you are a slice of cheese

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Biblically accurate saxomophone

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Source

Video of Tama

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studied up

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the world is running out of glassblowers and yet you want to become a fucking doctor

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If I had a nickel for every co-worker who introduced themselves as an "ex marine" only for it to turn out they got booted from training for being less use than tits on a bull, I'd have three nickels, which is really rather a lot, given the circumstances

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Happy first day of pride!

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"But if you stop me burgling I won't be able to burgle any more," whined Burgling Barry, the big burgling bastard.

Go and find some more Tory boots to lick, Clogg, you humdrum old bogbrush