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its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

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dislike and discomfort are normal and healthy parts of the human experience actually

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"gender critical" is such a funny term for people who base their whole identity around unquestioningly enforcing the gender binary they were raised with. the patriarchy set up a binary and you're like "I will defend the sanctity of this social construct in the name of feminism" Absolute clown shoes. Imagine a tradcath calling themself "religion critical"

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wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar

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In case you're wondering what raising a kid in a polyamorous family looks like, our kid just has. Zero concept of monogamy. Like we've explained it to her many times but she just like. Forgets it's a thing and the assumed cultural norm. We're showing her Lord of the a Rings and she was very confused when Aragon rejected Eowyn.

"Wait, I thought they liked each other??"

"She likes him but he's already with Arwen."

"So?? He could just be with both??"

Anyway enjoy this meme I found about it

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jessica helgerson's kitchen, paris

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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

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odysseus tying himself to the mast but he's doing some proto shibari type shit to make his tits look really good and his crew isn't saying anything but it's kind of hard not to notice

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I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

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*becomes a vtuber and does nothing but play solitaire on stream for 5 hours straight without winning a single game*

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i was going to say who wore the bob better but then i thought why pit two bad bitches against each other…..