today someone passed me a paper and i said “thank” and they said “did you just say thank” and then i realized dorothy we’re not on the internet anymore
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i just ate some delicious ravioli. no i didnt. do u see how easily lies can be spread on the internet?
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look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to
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Kid tested, Mother approved.
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If you’re battling a mental illness and didn’t want to wake up this morning but did anyways, you’re a motherfucking badass. Because living with a mental illness is hard and I’m damn proud of you for still being here and fighting. You’re metal as hell and tough as nails. So keep on fighting, you kickass Viking warrior. You can win this.
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Assets secure.
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do any of you even know my name
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Let me introduce you to Benedict Cumberbunny.
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people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience
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