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Mr. Knightley's Guide to Winning Over the Woman You Love

Mr. Knightley to Mrs. Weston: "Emma has always been the cleverest and prettiest of the family."

A few chapters later...

Mr. Knightley to Emma: "It is better to be without wits than apply them as you do, Emma!"

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the fact that we don’t know what emma said to george “if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more” knightley after his proposal HAUNTS me in my dreams istg

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Savage Mr. Knightley :D

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babe wake up shane’s new alter ego just dropped

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Star Trek: Deep Space 9

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I miss Jeopardy Masters, I need the witty banter, I need my game show villain, what am I to do now, I can't watch regular Jeopardy the same anymore

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STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE - 2.21 THE MAQUIS, PART II

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jeopardy masters is keeping me going so hard right now

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Bringing this back because Masters is happening and I have issues✌️

You know, I may love James Holzhauer more than myself, but is that really a bad thing?

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wait the official chase twitter account saying that james holzhauer holds the 12th highest single day score in jeopardy is both technically true and funny as fuck

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Do you need even more reasons to vote for Ghost Files in this year’s @TheWebbyAwards? Send us a vote here

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if you’re not in love with every last stinking one of the pontipee brothers then GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE

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They’re with me. They’re family.

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I adore Worf

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine // S04E17: Accession

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a ryan bergara biography

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Words of Wisdom from John Mulaney