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I want to apologise to

- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown

- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world

- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music

- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when she’s actually one of the coolest people ever

- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer. 

- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work. 

- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much

- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.

- Hating the color pink during my teenage years, when it’s actually a lovely color and what I resented was society’s pressure to perform femininity. 

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It appears that just like Gritty...

… the Untitled Goose is now a leftist icon:

(graphic taken from https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1175492642773200897)

In celebration of our apparently new SJW ally, I give you some handy graphics:

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the biggest questions detective pikachu answered

no one but professional trainers has a full team of 6 in the pokemon universe because it would be a fucking gigantic hassle to deal with 6 animals, let alone different types that need different things

some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.

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excuse me officer i would like to report a murder

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a collection of tweets, part 29

(the series)

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Men really think that women’s liberation is about whether or not we let them view our bodies lmao

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Happy International Dog Day! 

Here are four of my favorite dog-related comics I’ve made so far

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I’M SCREAMING AT HIS REPLY

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To be frank, I truly believe corporations should pay for their employees public transportation if that’s an option in the area. 

If it is not an option I believe corporations should be forced to pay the gas bill for their workers commute.

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My cat brings me socks as offerings when he wants attention

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Medieval Conservatives

https://www.reddit.com/r/LateStageCapitalism/comments/cqwlo2/medieval_conservatives/

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I'm fine with ads, until I have to scroll a literal mile to get through it. Fuck off with your tapestries and lamps aight

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i don’t want to achieve equality by sinking to men’s level, i want them to get on ours! why should i have to unlearn the conversational art of waiting my turn, unlearn sexual self-restraint, unlearn trust in others’ good intentions, unlearn the impulse to cater to others’ needs, just to have a chance at success among savages? why can’t the men learn some fucking manners so we can all conduct our affairs in a civilized manner? i shouldn’t have to stop saying sorry, you say sorry!

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT