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*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first
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Is This your room omg. *Gets my hair caught in the bead curtain and rips it off the frame *
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small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]
me:
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ya i can be your housewifey *burns the hellofresh meal i was making bc i was looking at my own ass for 5 minutes
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2003 will be my year
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"my wizard castle can move" "my wizard castle can fly" well MY wizard castle has heelies :)
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umbrella handles be like. J
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“Why you so shy” bitch I just met you 13 mins ago relax
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🌸nobody love you like I love you
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