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feel like it says a lot about an athlete how much fujos have to make up about him to be able to write fanfic. like the connor mcdavid living in many people’s heads is simply a whole other guy but trevor zegras is just giving his whole homoerotic personality away to the world for free to a chorus of people urgently mumbling “write that down, write that down!”

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one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

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aspen, summer 2022

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TREVOR ZEGRAS FLYER REAL????

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take me down to fujoshi philly where the grass is green and the girls are flyers gm daniel briere , apparently

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Sidney Crosby?????

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I think it’s very funny that sports podcast men are out here confidently saying “connor mcdavid is the single most talented athlete in the history of this sport” while tumblr is busy saying with equal confidence that connor mcdavid is the single most bedraggled half-dead baby bird that the cat dragged in to play with before eating. the single most vulnerable earthworm who just got sliced in half by a mower and is now squirming helplessly in the freshly tilled earth beneath an indifferent sun. single most corrugated cardboard cutout left out in the rain wilting into a damp heap. etc

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at some point we really need that “the illusion of free choice” meme with like fictional fandom on one side and celebrity fandom on the other but at the end of the little corridor it’s just hockey rpf

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They really said happy pride 🌈

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Not the guys spotted leaving the club at 5 am by the local Florida news. Also Marchy really didn't want to leave. 😭

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congrats to anyone who’s ever characterised matthew tkachuk as a catty bitch in fanfic for being extremely correct about it as it turns out

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are they lovers? worse. they have an athletic article about their friendship

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irl enemies to lovers tropes

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the most important part of this: the corey perry curse lives on.

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Not one but two goalies that can post thirst traps