I love all the melee classes; Paladin, Dark Knight, Dragoon, Monk *looks at smudged writing on hand* Naruto, Sashimi, and Wario.
Una Watanabe @una-xiv
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YOU OVERGROWN LIVING KFC BUCKET I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T LET ME TELEPORT...
Una Watanabe in the Chocobo Forest
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Oh look a lass that can kick my ass
Kyoko Miwa of the Mafia of Ishgard on Fem!roes
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Fuck Ishgard. Seriously. Fuck that whole city with a *Live Angry Cactuar*. It is not worth what the fuck we just went through. I’m not religious enough for that utter bullshit!!
Una Watanabe, Godfather to the Mafia, after fighting through the Final Steps of Faith.
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Heavensward so far:
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Fog in western Coerthas looks creepy as shit
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Square Enix, are you really telling me that Ishgard made up an anti-masturbation campaign along the lines of “every time you touch yourself, a kitten dies”? Because this sounds like something Ishgard would do. And I should know.
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Shiva’s backstory in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn be like:
Shiva: *pointing* see that dragon
Ishgardians: yeah I see that dragon
Shiva: I’m gonna FUCK that dragon
Ishgardians: do NOT FUCK THE DRAGON
Shiva: watch me FUCK THE DRAGON
Ishgardians: DO NOT FUCK T HE DR AGON
Shiva: too late I FUCKED THE DRAGON
Ishgardians: *draw weapons* godammit Shiva
Shiva: *flips the bird, flies away on dragon’s back* later motherfuckers
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